Sir, that is called sexual assault.

No it’s good that he puts this in his profile, so you know to stay the fuck away from him!

"If you are going to get upset if I staple your balls to the mattress and report you to the police if you try that we are just not a good match😉"

He's a short guy too. 5'7. I find that short men suffer from Napoleon Complex. They need to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their lack of stature. Some short males will workout to attain huge muscles to make them feel stronger, some short males will invest is fast cars, and some more menacing short males want to date rape you to feel powerful. :::Sigh:::

So grateful for men showing red flags early, like this guy:

If the rape relationship he envisions isn't enough, stating being an entrepreneur and autodidact just perfects his profile. Stoned-looking MFer forgot to add polymath.

Report him! That’s rape.

I bet he doesn’t have a grad school degree… maybe he graduated from his own school 🤣

5 7"? That really means he's 5 5", tops. Quite the rapey little manlet!

Gross 🤮

If you are going to get upset when I force you to do laundry and dishes every single day, then we won't be a good match. ROFL

Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live

They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here...

They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here

(Randy Newman, 1977)

(and yes, I know Wikipedia says Newman meant it as a satire on pointless prejudice, but I was there in 1977 and I've always gleefully deployed it against the short scrotes with big egos :-D )

really? rehab for ripped lululemon leggings?

How is it possible that these scrotes were innocent babies at one time (well they seemed like it)? This does not compute.