Work Scrotation Report

Recently, I attended a two-day training with some of my coworkers I haven't met before. On the first day, one of the guys talked me up and invited me for lunch the other day. I thought he'd at least know a place to take me since he's been in that area before (and I have not), but no, we just aimlessly walked around until we ended up in a Subway (🙄). Nevermind, at least I'll get a free lunch and a nice chat out of it, is what I thought, but it looked like he wanted me to pay for him?? When we got to the ordering machines, I went ahead to place my order. He scooted himself next to me with "you might want to order for me because I don't know how" (granted, it was all in another language bcs we live abroad), but I was like hell nah and asked him to step back in line.

Already off to a rough start, but at least I'll get a nice conversation out of it. Right? He told me he's really into body language and can "read people". I mean, don't we all? It's like socializing 101. Also, I feel like if you have to tell me you're [x], you're really not. Anyway, as expected, the conversation quickly turned sexual and he brought up "dead bedrooms" and asked me if I could live like that. I played a dumb fox and told him that it really depends on the person/situation and that sex really isn't that important for me right now. Oh, he also told me that he's a "virgin", but later clarified that he's a "virgin only in [the country we're currently living in]" as he's had *many* experiences in his home country (🙄). I told him to spare me.

Homeboy didn't even ask me for my number or anything (not that I would give it to him) so I'm just wondering now what was the point of this scrotery? 😂 And why do men think it's appropriate to bring up anything even remotely sexual, esp. in a work setting? Sigh. It was a fun experience for me, though.