Doesn't he hear how pathetic it sounds to say "I want a virgin girlfriend because she has never experienced satisfying sex and won't know what she's missing with me and my tiny dick"?
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Jan 16
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I still have to cackle at the memory of me and a friend gifting a scrote she hooked up with a ruler for his birthday
I’ve talked to guys who are like this and they really don’t see it that way unfortunately.
They legit just want to trap some poor naive girl into a marriage of dissatisfaction, because she won’t have the experience to know that her husband isn’t interested in her pleasure and is underperforming in bed. These type of guys actually think that virgins are less likely to cheat on them, because if they haven’t experienced any sexual pleasure before then they will think their underperforming and selfish-in-bed hubby is a “sex god” (yes they’ve actually said this to me!) and women who have slept with multiple other men will definitely cheat on a bf/husband who is not pleasing them in bed.
And honestly, that says SO much more about the guys proclaiming this crap than it does about any woman they’ve encountered.
😂 they are so stupidly obsessed with their dicks, he doesn't even fathom that big dick energy really has nothing to do with penis size. BDE is onfidence that a small dick guy can have because he knows what else he's bringing to the table besides the small dick. This guy's only bringing his little dicky to the table and expecting a virgin won't realize she isn't being pleasured. He thinks his little dick energy magically would go away if he was bigger but it won't because the dick is behind the wheel no matter what.
I just picture a sweaty scrote typing fervently on his keyboard and the look of 😱 when he figures out "the average" dildo size. Soul crushed. Tiny Pp hurt. Big feelings. Sad boy. Lots of tears. Dorito eating in his bed with the curtains closed. Starts showering even less. Neck beard grows longer (with doritos stuck in it, of course). Gives up. Consults the internet again just to be sure. Breaks out the ruler. Makes a post.
Let men die alone. It’s so much fun with hanging out with women anyway. I might have to pay for my own food but I’m not touched, drugged or coerced into sex by them. No woman I ever talked to or hung out with had a hidden agenda or was only nice to me for sex or free housing.
It’s funny, but I don’t think he’s wrong. Experienced women don’t want micro penises even if they have emotional connections. A life of dissatisfaction isn’t acceptable in modern times. I only slept with two guys last year (both after months of exclusivity) and one had a 4in/3in (length/girth) dick and the other had an 8in/7in dick. I barely even felt the 4in it was so short and thin. Sex was completely unsatisfactory and he could only get me off with his fingers. It sucked. Especially when I talked to my sister who was a virgin when she met her husband and he apparently had a similarly sized dick that she finds perfect for her. She called me crazy for thinking of breaking up because he was still “average” and his penis should have been plenty. But it didn’t satisfy me. Luckily he and I broke up for other reasons so I didn’t have to hem and haw for too long.
My current bf’s 8in/7in dick scared me the first time we had sex. I was a bit jaded after my ex didn’t tell me he had a micropenis and so I made sure to ask before and he assured me he was average. That worked for me! Come to the romantic weekend I make all of my boyfriends plan for our first time having sex and the pants come off and there’s that monster staring at me. I called him Vlad the Impaler! It hurt the first time and we had to do a LOT of foreplay for it to fit, but it feels absolutely amazing now. I definitely wasn’t able to be satisfied by micro penises before and after my bf I’d need at least 7.5in or more to be satisfied. Once you find the perfect size for you it’s basically impossible to accept any other.
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I have nrver encountered a micro thank God. My worst sexperience was with a monsterdick.
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"Like in the videos." Pornsick, so he's going to be bad in bed no matter what his size is.
Doesn't he hear how pathetic it sounds to say "I want a virgin girlfriend because she has never experienced satisfying sex and won't know what she's missing with me and my tiny dick"?
😂 they are so stupidly obsessed with their dicks, he doesn't even fathom that big dick energy really has nothing to do with penis size. BDE is onfidence that a small dick guy can have because he knows what else he's bringing to the table besides the small dick. This guy's only bringing his little dicky to the table and expecting a virgin won't realize she isn't being pleasured. He thinks his little dick energy magically would go away if he was bigger but it won't because the dick is behind the wheel no matter what.
This guy knows his dildoes
Let men die alone. It’s so much fun with hanging out with women anyway. I might have to pay for my own food but I’m not touched, drugged or coerced into sex by them. No woman I ever talked to or hung out with had a hidden agenda or was only nice to me for sex or free housing.
It’s always the males to tried.
This is a lot of different ways to say, "My dick is small, I have no idea how vaginas work, and I am bad at sex."
I love how his “careful sex research” sent him into an existential spiral about how he won’t pleasure a woman with his pathetic tiny dick 😂
This is actually so funny to read 😄
That’s a long winded way to say “I have a small penis” 😂
It’s funny, but I don’t think he’s wrong. Experienced women don’t want micro penises even if they have emotional connections. A life of dissatisfaction isn’t acceptable in modern times. I only slept with two guys last year (both after months of exclusivity) and one had a 4in/3in (length/girth) dick and the other had an 8in/7in dick. I barely even felt the 4in it was so short and thin. Sex was completely unsatisfactory and he could only get me off with his fingers. It sucked. Especially when I talked to my sister who was a virgin when she met her husband and he apparently had a similarly sized dick that she finds perfect for her. She called me crazy for thinking of breaking up because he was still “average” and his penis should have been plenty. But it didn’t satisfy me. Luckily he and I broke up for other reasons so I didn’t have to hem and haw for too long.
My current bf’s 8in/7in dick scared me the first time we had sex. I was a bit jaded after my ex didn’t tell me he had a micropenis and so I made sure to ask before and he assured me he was average. That worked for me! Come to the romantic weekend I make all of my boyfriends plan for our first time having sex and the pants come off and there’s that monster staring at me. I called him Vlad the Impaler! It hurt the first time and we had to do a LOT of foreplay for it to fit, but it feels absolutely amazing now. I definitely wasn’t able to be satisfied by micro penises before and after my bf I’d need at least 7.5in or more to be satisfied. Once you find the perfect size for you it’s basically impossible to accept any other.