There he is. The 50/50 guy.

You call that 50/50? More like you be my nurse with a purse, second mommy and housekeeper while I do bare minimum. I would not want some dirty scrote touch my hair with his chubby fingers while he scratches his ass and junk without washing it.

To be fair I think this was originally posted by a woman and potentially a lesbian too.

That was definitely written by a woman lol. Most of these kinds of Tumblr posts are, especially wlw.

I had an ex who would buy me books, read them to me, and play with my hair while I enjoyed him reading or serenading me with a love song.

I hate how sweet, loving, gentle moments can be made so gross by the 50/50 crowd. Sigh. It really couldn’t be me.

was this posted by a guy or girl?

I mean... this is kind of cute. They're trying to make a joke about 50/50 by replacing the money part with something that's actually a sweet activity between partners. I think you're seeing a scrotery where it doesn't actually exist.

I thought the poster was a woman! Lollllll. It's really weird the other way round.

No thanks. I can read just fine. And don’t touch my hair.

Ewww I just got the biggest ick of my life 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢