Sigh - 5 minutes. That’s how long it took before this…

I burst out laughing reading your comment 😂 Didn’t you know? No woman is really complete as a person unless she owns at least 7 kayaks.

I forgot to add, from now on that will be our ultimate measure of a HVM. If women post about their loving husband buying her a home, car, tending to her needs, affectionate and generous with time, energy, effort, and money, we all have to respond with “yes that’s all good and well, but how many kayaks did he get you???”

7 kayaks? pffftt My house is made out of kayaks, I live eat breathe kayak

Men love to lie to attract women. They tell women what they want to hear but then their words don't match their actions.

True, especially after they get what they want

Seriously! where are they even coming from?!

Hey 👋 I thought you were a thumb from how much you look like a thumb in your pictures. But a man like you doesn’t need me to tell you that some variation of your message was sent to about 200 other women 💯 your message displays nothing but dumbassery 🤡 with me I promise nothing. Go kayaking by yourself all you want.

That was beautifully written 🥺!