Saw this in my Facebook feed 🙄

“Will you also raise my seed until 18 year or longer so that I can bail out whenever I find a new fling?”

Wow, I did not know it was possible for my vagina to close up and retreat further into my body.

Well that started downhill and then immediately sank to the bottom of the ocean

they somehow seem to think that these kinds of words are a compliment 🫠

Jesus Christ.

Wtf

I need KY jelly to read this post, his sh!tty metaphors are drying my vagina up!

I have never been so dry

Some kids got told they're more special than anyone else too much growing up is all I'll say.

He thinks this is high-level English? 🤣

will you nurse my seeds and grow them 🌿 ewww wtf lol

That scrote thinks we are his clone machine

"That deserves to grow my seeds" as if this scrote is the prize 🤢 Also "will u nurse my seeds" is just sending me lol it's too early to be so nauseated 😂

Nothing but poor English and audacity

LOL i love the “high level english” followed by a million spelling mistakes 😭😭😭

I only can say: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

🙄🥱

That’s cringe. I need another shower after reading this 🤮

Written by Borat?

he has worms in the brain