" I didn't like how this man dressed, his hair, or the high level of plaque on his teeth but he was a nice guy so I was willing to overlook these things." Girl WHAT?? The bar is in hell. It is literally SO easy to be a fashionable and hygienic man. You don't have to do the curling or straightening your hair, the face masks, the hair masks, the waxing your eyebrows, the shaving your legs, the wearing high heels, the uncomfortable underwear, the night creams, the day creams, the eye creams. A dude just has to use shampoo, conditioner, and body wash (not 3 in1 but 3 separate bottles), wash and moisturize his face (with the same lotion he uses for everything else probably), trim and wash his beard or shave his face, wear a sweater and jeans. Top that off with some cologne and done, he's a catch and legions ahead of the rest of them now! And they can't even do that?? I tell you, it's an especially sad state of affairs in America when straight men see a fashionable and clean dude and assume he's gay or European because American straight men take pride in their filth.
Yes. He does have to use a 3-in-1. Hell, if toothpaste came in the same bottle as a 4-in-1 I am sure they'd have at least one bottle...sitting in the nasty shower they refuse to clean too.
And we're supposed to smell like peonies, pumpkin pie, and vanilla! What in the absolute hell is wrong with men like this? "When are you gonna shower?" "Soon." TF?
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" I didn't like how this man dressed, his hair, or the high level of plaque on his teeth but he was a nice guy so I was willing to overlook these things." Girl WHAT?? The bar is in hell. It is literally SO easy to be a fashionable and hygienic man. You don't have to do the curling or straightening your hair, the face masks, the hair masks, the waxing your eyebrows, the shaving your legs, the wearing high heels, the uncomfortable underwear, the night creams, the day creams, the eye creams. A dude just has to use shampoo, conditioner, and body wash (not 3 in1 but 3 separate bottles), wash and moisturize his face (with the same lotion he uses for everything else probably), trim and wash his beard or shave his face, wear a sweater and jeans. Top that off with some cologne and done, he's a catch and legions ahead of the rest of them now! And they can't even do that?? I tell you, it's an especially sad state of affairs in America when straight men see a fashionable and clean dude and assume he's gay or European because American straight men take pride in their filth.
This is horrible and the amount of stories that ends with "and I still fucked him" tells you how much FDS is needed
I’m not reading this lol but I support all the comments above 👆
I gagged so many times reading this, I just can’t. The bar is in hell, being flossed between Satan’s filthy ass cheeks.
Eww! I stopped reading after the part where the guy didn't wipe his ass🤢🤢🤢
I can’t. This is so disgusting omg.
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Lol and they say they don’t wipe their ass because “I don’t wanna seem gay.” Some scrotary BS