OLD burnout

Guess who won’t remember his girlfriend’s birthday either. This guy☝️✌️🤡

yes aaron, you're so edgy n kewl.

thank u next.

Happy Halloween sis! This is the perfect time to ghost!

Don’t waste your time with OLD. Every app has LVMs on it.

There was an Aaron at my high school who started spelling his name Airon once he made it onto the basketball team ("because I get so much air!"). When he wrote in my yearbook he signed it "The Bachelor"😂. I don't think I could ever take another Aaron seriously.

Yeah, this us the guy who doesn’t “celebrate“ any holidays so that he doesn’t spend any money. Next.

Then fuck off you boring edgelord. “Ahur dur dur I don’t celebrate it laugh emoji”. Cretin.

The scrotey-est part is him pretending not to have remembered what day it was when you literally cannot avoid it since you are surrounded by all the costumes, jack-o-laterns, candy in stores, etc.

"Halloween, you say? Oh, I didn't know. Nice pointy black hat, btw. Is that Gucci?" (Gucci actually has lots of weird shit that passes as costume wear, seriously. So, I carefully selected this designer for use here, lol.)

Whats wrong with not celebrating Halloween