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Can we just talk about how fucking annoying these types of profiles are??? Like wtf?
The fact that these scrotes think that we are actually going to take time in our day to A. decipher which one is you, and B. if we find you attractive.. hell nah.
Like if you feel as if you're so ugly you have to mask who you are (with shades) and/or post pics where you're blended in with other people then perhaps don't even bother. Ain't nobody got time for that.
I get wanted to show off pictures of your social life and shit but I feel like it should be the universal standard that your first photo(s) should be a CLEAR, unobscured photo of yourself by yourself (preferably a selfie).
And then these same scrotes complain about how women are shallow bitches because they "don't get matched" with . #BYEFELIPE
The thing to do when presented with group photos is pick the cutest guy he isn't, and then say "Oh is that you, third from the left? You're the cutest of all your friends!"
Habitually leaving your phone in Ubers isn't an 'unusual skill'; it's fucking stupidity.
Also, I'm no Mystic Meg, but I forsee an 'oh, sorry I haven't replied to you in three months - left my phone in an Uber, teehee' in his dating partner's future. Why are they all this lame and predictable?
They all have an awful cringy empty expression on their faces. It's not even about being unattractive physically this is a spiritual ugliness that is literally everywhere. Bleh.
The more you scroll down, the bulkier he gets 🤣
With group photos, he’s always the ugly one. I don’t know why anyone would post a group photo on their OLD profile, you’re just asking for trouble.
Of course it's always the ugliest one 🙄.
Not to mention Hinge has a GUIDE when you sign up that makes suggestions how to get more matches, including having clear pictures
It’s bc he’s the ugly one in all the photos 🤢🤢🤢
I haven't used OLD in years, but I'm confused by the hate for the photos. OLD used to suggest that group photos be used as they showed you in social settings. Likewise, profiles that were all selfies look as though you don't have anyone to ask to take a photo of you.
I agree his profile answers are ridiculously low effort but I think the photos are all fine.
I would rather the above photos than see photos where the guy has cropped out his wife or girlfriend.
Blur photos
Reminds me of these gems:
https://youtu.be/ZRc2SUeX8Cg
I feel like this is a pretty innocuous profile. I don’t think he’s bad looking. I think the message he’s trying to send is that he’s “one of the bois” (which is not so great). He does have the pic of himself, so it’s not terribly unclear which one he is. There are lots of terrible dating profiles, but this one is not hate worthy, IMO.