Guy desperately tries to avoid a fine, reminds me of those trying to get laid

Recently, police pulled me over for speeding and while I was getting ready to pay, they stopped another car. The driver was a guy in his 20s and as him and his gf had no safety belts, I heard the cop mention quite a steep fine. The squirming this guy performed, trying to make the cop lower the fine, was just priceless.

First, he casually mentioned he's going to run a marathon, which is why he was speeding. When the cop wasn't impressed, the wormy guy told him a sad story - you know, he's a lowly NGO worker, environmentalist, he has no money! The cop was like: "see what we have to deal with" to me.

Beside being all pathetic and idiotic (which cop loves enviro guys?), he had that cringe energy I witnessed a few times when a man was desperately trying to make me sleep with him.

As I haven't really interacted with scrotery recently, I was thankful for this display of what I'm not missing. And it was a reminder that as far as their interests go, men will spout insane amounts of bullshit.

See, I've recently only interacted with men in a professional/friendly setting and I'm kind of starting to think that they might be alright. I have to remind myself - most men are okay when they're not trying to get laid. Once they are, it's scrote city.