Fuccboi (eff boy) Bingo Card inspired by fivetreesofparadise’s Baby Daddy Bingo Cards

My second ex in my early 20s: texts like nothing happened after months, I don't like how condoms feel, you're too sensitive, she's my cousin (she was not even related at all. At all.), dissapears for weeks, goes out multiple times a week, I was asleep, my ex was crazy, she's just my friend

My first ex in my late teens: let's cuddle, says nothing on the day we had plans, I dont like how condoms feel, sorry I was with my family, you up?, wyd?, goes out multiple times a week, I was asleep, my phone was dead, let's see where this goes, she's just my friend, and instead of "hi" it was "Hello"

I'm saving this pic so I can see how the next guy is.

*Visceral rage*

"Hi"..... bwaahaha. Anything coming out of their mouths is utter bs.