Eyes & Ears Open: Lessons I Learned from Working with Scrotes

Working with scrotes or being in a gathering with scrotes can sometimes be unavoidable - playing the dumb fox though is a way to leverage the situation to your benefit. I personally like to lay low and when the opportunity arises I pretend to be friendly to the scrotes and when they start talking, it's a great opportunity to listen and learn about their newest shit tests and other nonsense they are up to.

1. Scrotes are never your actual friend. Even if you think that you're getting along as coworkers and that you've kept things professional, these are still men. My one manager was a scrote - I was always professional and acted friendly towards him - and he admitted to me several times that he'd goof off. He'd take extra breaks and actually give me extra work. Because he thought we were friends he admitted more and more to me how lazy and sloppy he was at his job. Eventually it caught up to him and he was "let go". Because he admitted things to me, me and other other managers were able to piece together exactly where things went wrong and it all pointed back to said scrote.

2. Scrotes have no accountability for themselves especially in relationships. So many of them will still bash their exes.

3. They value the bro code above all else. They'll blindly back each other even if they don't know each other. If one scrote starts complaining about his girlfriend, the others will all start trash talking her rather than actually looking at any lessons or accountability on the scrotes end.

4. They can be in serious relationships and will still flirt with attractive women who are their clients. They'll still worship and bend over backwards for an attractive female coworker.

5. A coworker scrote had a massive pickme as his girlfriend. She lived with him, paid most of the bills, cooked, cleaned, and drove him around everywhere. She was also way out of his league in looks as well. And yet, when something came up that was out of her control she wasn't able to pick him up from work that ONE DAY. She called him asap to let him know. Said scrote stayed after work then trash talking her going on and on about how she's such a bad gf for not driving him. All the other dudes immediately backed him. Funny enough, he lived in walking distance from work. Plus a few of his work bros all had offered to take him home. Plus he had money to get an uber.

6. They'll still oogle at you. I catch them staring at my chest and butt every single day I'm working. It doesn't matter if you say you're single or married or anything- or doesn't matter if they are single or not - they will check you out and stare. Work pickmes will praise these guys then on how wonderful they are - and I can't bash them.

7. Work scrotes are the most dramatic and emotional ones - they will stir the pot. They'll cut corners, goof off, and take things less seriously whenever they can get away with it. They'll throw you under the bus - my male manager and I were getting things done and he mentioned how I was doing a great job and ahead on my work - and then the same day I overheard him telling another coworker that I was lazy, I didn't do things right, that he told me multiple times and I didn't understand. He was going around then to two other coworkers on their days off making up even more things about me just to stir up drama! When I saw him next, I asked if I was doing everything right and he said yes and assured me "there were no issues."

8. Work scrotes tend to be greedy: they sniff for freebies, complain a lot how tired they are and how hard they work, they'll make pigs of themselves on any free food, and they'll even try to get the women at work to bring them homemade food. Several have oogled my lunches and joked about me bringing in food for them. .

9. They will go out of their way to try to tear down women in higher up positions than them. The one scrote was grasping at straws to bad mouth one of put best employees (a woman who was superior to him). He went on about how she "was too on top of it" and how he "hated how she paper clipped things"

10. They want to sit with women, but they won't let us speak. They hog the conversations and won't let us get in a word edgewise. Other scrotes will just try to ignore the women like we don't exist. The work pickmes will try so hard to interject and get a word in.