Boyfriend gives girlfriend thoughtless gift, let's break down the comments!

Starting with jokes:

He’s Krazy for you

Crazy starts with C, so that's a stretch

K+hawaii- Kawaii in Japanese- he is calling you cute. 🤣

Also a stretch

Boyfriend - ‘I’m going to get you a gift.’

Girlfriend - ‘K.’

A joke that makes this situation the woman's fault.

Every kiss begins with K

Isn't it stupid that women like jewellery and jewellery is expensive?

K is for Keys

OP sadly responds to this with Keys to his house? Heart?

This is really pitiful because she's more invested in this relationship than him, which we know is a danger to her.

Explanations that excuse the boyfriend's behavior:

This is 100% a guy thing. He probably went "Shit it doesn't have the right letter but it's really pretty. Oh well, if I can't find the right initial I'll just go with 'K' for 'keys' and it'll still make sense." Like I read the post, saw the"K" and went "Ah yeah, 'K' for 'keys' since they didn't have the correct initial" before I even read the context lol

Men are better than this. This is a stupid walkthrough of what this comment thinks this boyfriend is thinking. The boyfriend is likely not six years old.

We men can be dumb, but the right guys are thoughtfully dumb.

But his intentions were good! Why won't you think of the intentions! Because the boyfriend is an adult and adults can do better.

Are you absolutely certain he realized it was a letter?

Again, pretty sure the boyfriend is not six years old.

I have a feeling he bought it while rushing through the airport, he probably just thought "shiny! She'll love it!"

That is insulting to what the commentator thinks the boyfriend thinks his girlfriend's intelligence is.

Well, if your name starts with a C, then that’s ok. There is no C in the Hawaiian alphabet.

But what if this boyfriend just overthought it and the OP's name starts with C?

But alas, no, the girlfriend's name does not start with C.

OP's bf: A K for "Keys", and it looks cool. I will buy it for her.

Also OP's bf: Why did she get mad..? The K stands for "keys", and it looks nice..

This is stupid.

"Pickmes would accept" this comments:

Have you been talking to my fiancé? She loves my thoughtfully dumb gifts.

See? This woman is a fiance because her bar is low and she accepts stupid shit from her boyfriend and will probably accept the increased mental load and shit relationship.

OP, exactly this. Source im a guy. 15+ years I took my then girlfriend to a Chinese singer’s concert, we both speak English but she is Asian. She doesn’t speak Chinese. She loves music and sings well. My guy brain said, I want to take her on a nice date, so I did dude math.

she likes music+only concert in town right now is Chinese dude+she is Chinese+likes music and concerts = Chinese dude concert. I didn’t tell her we were going it was a surprise!

We showed up got into our seats Chinese dude starts concert, gf looks at me with confused face and says I don’t speak Chinese and the music is awful. Music was Awful!

We left before first song was done and had dinner, she is now my wife. Your bf definitely bought this because dude math!

See women? You have to accept stupid behavior to become a low value man's wife, just like this man's wife! Just take this thoughtless gift!

Men just need to be CoMMuNIcaTed WiTH comments

Why don't you ask him why he got you a "K" keyring?

Why are you telling us? Speak to him !

Have you asked him why?

Maybe there's a super justified long winded explanation that will be the gamechanger and this gift will make sense and the boyfriend and girlfriend will get married and they will both live forever in happiness and wonder. Or it's just as simple as "this boyfriend is thoughtless". I mean, either one of them are just as likely. Also that sentence before this one is sarcasm.

Some welcome cynicism in this thread:

Not all guys are this stupid

WHAT lol

I don’t believe that all men have this lack of common sense

Common sense example: Man: “oh no, I can’t find the letter of my lady, let me find something else”.

I’m always touched when my partner says “Oh shit, I’m in the departures terminal and forgot to get a gift. Let’s see what the newsstand has.”

Nothing but the finest crap from Hudson Gifts.

Bonus points if they forget you so badly they get a mug from the city you live in because they remembered at the arrival terminal 😆

This for real. It’s a thoughtless trinket. The gift didnt have to be expensive but it should at least have some thought behind it. It should be related to something you enjoy or maybe both talked/jokes about. An incredibly generic keychain is not it. 

His other gf must've gotten the one meant for you

It's the thoughtlessness that counts.🙂

One time my now-ex husband came back from a work trip - the only one he ever had, so it wasn’t a common occurrence - and brought me this cute plushie pig. It was random as hell, because I have no particular love for pigs, but I love stuffed animals and it was soft and cute, so I didn’t overthink it. Mostly I was just touched he actually got me a present because he had missed me or was thinking about me.

I forget why he told me, but he chuckled like it was a normal thing to do, that he didn’t buy it. He found it. He found it sitting on a seat at the airport while he was waiting for his flight. Some probably little girl had forgotten her stuffed pig before she got on her flight, and this jackass decided to give it to me as a gift. I was so pissed and it made me feel sad for the person who lost it. Ugh.