Best Insult from a Scrote!

"Your womb is rotten"

We had never had sex, not even close. He was shaking mad when he said this to me, all his hatred against women bottled up into this horrible statement.

I'll keep it light.

Picture me 20 years old. Minding my own business running errands. I run into a situation-ship at the park. I didn't even notice him.

I get home and receive a text that says:

"Hi, where you at X? I was too shy to say hi☺."

We chatted for a bit.

Later that day I log into Facebook and he updates his status to:

"Uhh, I can't stand running into you 🙄. You're so dam annoying."

My heart shattered I didn't know I was dealing with Two-Face LMFAO.

I clicked on his profile and their we're more status about me. Frustrated ones. I did what all good women should do. I ignored him for life. That man still tries to talk to me and I pay him to dust. I'll continue to do so till the dawn of time lol.

"You'll have to find your next boyfriend at the special Olympics." I was a special ed kid and later diagnosed with GAD as an adult so he tried to use that hurt my feelings, he called me the hard R word too. He put himself in a psych facility after I broke up with him, and later claimed to have been diagnosed with autism. Not that I cared at that point, why would I date somebody so ridiculously cruel?

Where to start? I'm going to have to sift through the archives. Some loser scrote was talking about me with his friend in front of me once. When I caught on, I turned to look at them and he looked me in the eye and said 'She's not even that hot'. It was clearly meant to be an insult and he seemed so weirdly proud of saying it! Pretty sad if that's the best he had to be honest. Got called a horrible person and told no man would ever want me by some loser with a potbelly too 😂 Came across as projection.

I've also been told on multiple occasions by rejected scrotes that I 'must be a lesbian'. Because I can't possibly just have higher standards for men than they could ever reach. Maybe they subconsciously recognise that there are more HVW than HVM? More of a sign of their homophobia than an insult I guess but they all thought it was a good one 🙄 Do the creepy catcallers count? I've ignored them and received insults like, 'No one else would have you anyway!!' (Okay scrote) or 'You think you're better than me?' (Yes. I know I am.)

I love being insulted it means I'm doing something right and keeping high standards and good boundaries. "You almost killed my brother by making him into an alcholic, he drink because of you". Somehow I'm a magical to be able to do this over a 1000 miles away and no contact for over 6 years. So much projection and blaming anyone but themselves.

I’m itching thinking about this one guy on hinge who went HARD on me. Why? Because I called him out for liking my photo after we had already swapped numbers several months earlier and he had disappeared. He crept up on a new profile liking my photo like fuck all had happened.

Let me set the scene. Him = 32, living at his mother’s because he spent his money on travel Me = 32 own home. So after my polite but in hindsight ill-advised ‘please leave me alone’ request, scrote boy unleashes the following:

- I ‘look like a dyke anyway’ because of my short hair). Funny how he didn’t mind my hairstyle when he matched with me and took/texted my number…

-I ‘think I’m so successful’ . Er, yeh! More so than you, pal.

-‘It wouldn’t work anyway because you don’t want kids’ . Again, his observation skills are pretty fucked up when you consider this information was RIGHT THERE UPFRONT ON MY PROFILE, DICKWAD

And his sign off: ‘Enjoy your spinster life with a bunch of cats. Don’t forget to cut your hair’.

Obviously I gave as good as I got (note to self: block and delete before it gets remotely as far as the above) but I was proud of my one lil zinger:

'Tom, does your mum still tuck you in at night?’

A mentally disabled man at a group home was whistling at me, repeatedly, while i waited for a bus. I told him not to whistle as strangers, because it’s rude, and he went off about how he knew “prettier girls than me“ that “are always standing on [street in our city where a lot of prostitutes look for clients] anyway.” Okay then, fuck off and go talk to your hooker friends, then.

I'm breaking up with the guy..."I've had women prettier than you."

OMG, I have a few, but in order to tell them to you, I'd have to mentally revisit the months and months that I spent on this AWFUL AWFUL PERSON, and I just can't stand to do that on this fine Friday morning.... And the fact that I did (in my pre-FDS life) put up with that scrote and his deliberate manipulative cruelty for even ONE SECOND (oh lord, I wish it HAD been only one second, but I had to hit bottom before I could see the light)... anyway, it's sometimes just too much to bear. I'm so embarrassed just to remember these things -- I can't imagine how mortifying it would be to put them out here, even for a sympathetic sisterhood to read. Gah.