Even though the guys in the comment section feel in on the joke, share a story in the comment section of a guy who really believed something from porn happens in real life, and therefore, expected you to be okay with doing it.
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anything involving humiliation and degradation — spanking, choking, general roughness. my dude, we barely know anything about each other so why do you auto-assume i would be into all of that? plus you commented on how you loved my confidence earlier and now you're trying to punish me when i'm naked and vulnerable?
Men thinking women in real life moan as loudly, excessively and unrealistically and from the slightest touch.
For me it’s the lack of sustained enjoyment or the unwillingness of men to lean in to our mode of pleasure. It’s consistent. It’s pervasive. They are largely not good at this.
I had one gormless asshole NVX who thought you could just…spin a woman around on your dick. Like he thought while I was on top he could treat me like a…well a top. Fucking. Idiot.
This was many years ago (before free porn desensitized everyone to sexual violence), but I had a scrote want to try reverse cowgirl, and wanted me to touch my toes. First of all, almost nobody is flexible enough for that, and second of all, that position wouldn’t even feel good. For either of us. Then he kept doing the exaggerated thrusting you see in porn, which kept resulting in his dick slipping out, because it was really short (and fat: a triangle-shaped chode). Now that I think about it, I’m not sure he’d ever had any real life sexual experiences, because it seemed to get all of his knowledge from porn.
I had been dating a scrote who was super respecful and polite, until we got into bed. He started saying disgusting things like, "Oh yeah b****, that's right, b****! Yeah, you're a little sl*t, aren't you?" Then he got a phone call and took it while we were having sex, and you could tell he was trying to convey to the caller (one of his scrote bros) that he was in the middle of sex. So gross.
“Where do you want me to come?” during PIV. The answer is always in the condom.