Some men obviously skipped Sex-Ed or health class in school.

When a man acts this disgusted over vaginas, I always think he's just gay and doesn't want to admit it. The fascination with Greek statues of naked men in his pfp kinda seals it for me too.

Why is he listening to women pee?

Just like in his favorite porn!

Whenever I read stuff like this I remember that being there when I gave birth to our son never affected how much my ex-husband wanted to have sex with me (once I was ok to have sex again). Or how after my hysterectomy my ex-boyfriend still found me desirable. Why can’t they just say they’re gay and be done with it?

So he likes dehydrated women, got it 👍

Wait wait wait. He.... he thinks we pee out of our vaginas???

Good grief.

The strength of a man's urine stream does indicate his health. A diseased prostate will make it hard for a male to urinate properly as it wraps around the urethra and applies pressure, and will make the stream weak as it exits the penis. This means he's sexually weak. But women are not men, and we don't urinate out of our vagina. The urethra isn't where a man sticks his penis. Gosh, they're simultaneously so dumb and so hatefully homosexual that it boggles the mind.

Vagine 😂

Imagine a man who doesn't know that urine comes out of your eurethra and not your vaginal Canal rofl....oh lord...

He’s in the women’s bathroom. That’s why he’s getting so many opportunities to listen to different women urinate while imagining what their vulva looks like. This tweet is coming from inside a public women’s restroom. Men are creepy af and need to be contained in zoo enclosures.

*subtile 😂

Time for me to bring a water bottle into the bathroom every time I’m at a man’s place

This cannot be real...

Lol wtf

Wait, this says "also applies" - so is there a "part 1" to this? And does that part claim you can tell how big or small a dick is by how loudly their pee stream hits the porcelain?

Maybe it's just the way it's worded, but it sounds like he thinks urine comes out of the vagina 😆

Besides that, has this guy never tried to go harder to get all the pee out faster, or tried to slow it down to avoid splashes? Pretty sure that has more to do with what kind of sound it makes than the size of the equipment.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go and see whether I can control the decibel at which I pee... for science 🤣