So I guess his future girlfriend will have to call the doctor for him

Women everywhere living daily with the very rational fear of getting attacked and men are just afraid of making a 60 second phone call. 🙄

How can men be our protectors when some of them aren’t even brave enough to make a phone call?

This dude looks like a scrote who would make you pay for your own coffee but expects you to sleep with him for free when the date is over..

Thats so unattractive. Good luck getting a date, ya wimp.

I'm sorry, but are you dating the door or the fat little shit beside it?

that's fucking embarrassing.

It's a siren call for Type A, Maternal types who see that and go "aww, he just needs a little help doing things here and there!" Jump to years later you're unmarried, living together, and doing everything for him.

He's not embarrassed to admit this because it's a fishing hook, not a true vulnerability (unless maybe his fear is well founded because he also knows his health is bad due to self-neglect?). If you see this and feel compelled to help him, move the fuck on immediately. This helpless leech type is your poison.

If I matched and started a convo with him I'd be like "okayy so~! where do you want the psychiatrist to be located??"

so, he's looking for second mommy