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Hey ladies,
It was definitely a full moon given all the men coming out of the woodwork and acting like morons. More than usual, that is.
Enjoy:
Idiot 1- The guy who is insisting on joining his wife and I for drinks. She invited me for a girl's martini and shopping afternoon, this fool doesn't even drink martinis but demands to join us. I told him it's a girl's afternoon and we don't want him.
Idiot 2- The CEO client who refused to speak with a WSJ reporter after I arranged the interview. He's been threatening to fire me if I didn't get him tier 1. I got it, he bungled it. He's now a former client after I fired him.
Idiot 3- The guy I helped with his volunteer organization and introduced to my contact has reappeared out of the woodwork. He treated me horribly and I got nothing but humiliation and disrespect from that arrangement. Yesterday he emailed me (I blocked him everywhere else) an 'I miss what we had' missive that failed to include an apology or anything substantial. It was so passive aggressive I deleted it then went into my trash to delete it forever. Get fucked, asshole. I don't miss you.
Idiot 4- The guy I've met twice who strolled up to me, stated he was drunk and proceeded to unload his issues and tell me how much he wants to divorce his wife. Why? Cuz her dad had the audacity to get sick and that's not what he signed up for. LOLOLOL. I told him he's a shitty husband and she deserves better than him. I can't wait until the next time I see her.
Honorary mention:
My friend finally kicked her useless baby daddy out (yay!) and now he's doing all the stuff around his new shitty basement suite that she wished he had done at their home. Suddenly he's Mr. Fixit and Build It. When asked why he never did that stuff at their home, he answered that it was because it "never felt like his home". Her parents paid for it, he didn't contribute a penny to living expenses. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE.
Feel free to add yours!
Fuck all of those guys especially the honorary mention lol. He's smarmy with that little woe is me excuse. He is fixing shit because he doesn't have a slave to offload everything onto. Gotta attract another slave now. Poor thing.
Totally relate comment #1, so, I guess this is a "thing"! I planned a Girls Night mini road trip w/ 3 girlfriends to drive about 2 hours to see another girlfriend perform in a play--a totally femme-centric play, btw, STEEL MAGNOLIAS. The semi-newlywed GF asked if she could bring her loser (my label, not hers) new husband to GIRLS NIGHT because he "doesn't have anything to do or anyone to hang out with". PATHETIC. He has no friends? No hobbies? He can't be without his wife for approx 7 hours??? I said, NO WAY, your husband's not coming to Girls Night. A typical man would be thrilled just to have the place to himself, especially the large screen TV, and sit around in his skid-marked undies, being gross without being nagged, sloshing in beer and wolfing down Domino's, belching, farting, and picking his nose....(and, then, wanting sex when she returns home. GAG.). Our other girlfriend chimed-in, "My husband wouldn't be CAUGHT DEAD at Girls Night." Pay attention, Buddy-less/Hobby-less/ CLUELESS scrotes, this is how a NORMAL husband should be! (i.e. not caught dead at Girls Night.) I mean, I can just imagine him asking her, in his wimpy little limp dick-infused voice, "Can you ask Sadie if I can go, too?" And, people wonder why I've never been married! Epilogue: Limp Dick Hubby, the Sequel: Mr. Wannabe Girls Night Invader became my friend's THIRD EX HUSBAND. Last I checked, she is still with Husband #4. Ummm....She knows how to pick 'em? #whydoyoukeepgettingmarriedgirlfriend? #thedefinitionofinsanity #myliztaylorfriend PS He was also an alcoholic, only a year sober when she met him (WHY, girl??), who, after the stress of kids and marriage, fell off the wagon. Hence, her Adios Grande. PPS He was also an out-of-work beautician (don't even bother trying to stifle your laugh!) and jobless in every industry, and they became so poor, they had to resort to DUMPSTER DIVING, I swear to Gawd! (She wrote about in her blog, giving it a cool, admirable "Anti Waste Movement" slant, but later, revealed they couldn't afford food)....AND THEN, she found empty booze bottles in the car. :-( #cantfeedhisfamily #whydidyougetmarriedandhavekidsbro? #NOthankyounext!
don't have anything to contribute, just wanted to say that i love these mostly non-romantic scrotation reports!
2 drunk guys almost T-boned into the car me & my mom were driving in, they barely miss us and crash into a few parked cars instead. The police & ambulences were called, blocking off the street so me & my mom had to back out instead. While we were trying to back out, some asshole and his friend turn into the street, completely ignoring us and try to drive down the street only to then realize it was completely blocked off. So then THEY start backing out, once again completely ignoring us, once he pulls up next to us he sees me giving him the death stare and he just gives me this oblivious look lol.
This, right here! "Her parents paid for it, he didn't contribute a penny to living expenses. "
Ladies, this should NEVER be the case. I don't care if he's "saving up for a house", "getting on his feet", "finishing his degree", whatever the EFF excuse to make his mooching more palatable. I have seen this more than once and it never ends well for the woman/girl who's parents are supporting her and her scrote du jour.
In one case, the guy was, indeed, saving up for a house....which he, then, moved into WITHOUT HER. She had been house-hunting with him, future planning, assuming she would marry him. (DON'T EVER)..and then--BAM! As soon as he bought the house, he PROMPTLY DUMPED HER. Thanks for the free rent, Mr. & Mrs. Pushover. You will never be my in-laws!"
Another guy paid off his student loan (how many can claim that?? It's quite the feat!) by living for free in his girlfriend's parents' home for THREE years, last I checked. (He might still be there.) The way I see it, since he worked and made a good income (according to the girl's mom, who was my friend), he could have EASILY got them a modest apartment of their own, and he OWED it to the girl and her parents to support her while she finished her degree, just like they had supported him. Quid pro quo!
Parents--DON'T DO THIS. You're not actually helping young people. You're just teaching them to be dependent on you (which many of you secretly LOVE) and you're setting your daughter up to be used for scrotery. Let your kids--and their scrotes, for God's sake--pay their own way. You're supposed to struggle when you're young; it's called paying dues, growing up, becoming independent, figuring shit out, etc. Don't let them stay attached to your tit.