Hitting a child with your car is not a dorky thing to brag about.

"someone who that matches my personality"

He's bald now in the more recent pic, that's why the top of his head is cut off.

the anime on the computer monitor in the background is chef's kiss perfection.

how are men so proud of their destructiveness, of their ineptitude, and of their hideous appearances? you can tell just by looking at this guy he really thinks he's something. how!? where does this audacity come from? and to top it all off, he's 5'9".

Bald MFer with his anime, cigar, and his toast-crumb-lookin mustache... bragging about hitting a child with his car. Don’t all jump on him at once, ladies.

What a psycho. And why the hell is he wearing sunglasses inside. Can't see your face? Bin.

But he could have bragged about being someone who that can grow wicked cool facial hair. Just kidding; I immediately noticed how much his mustache sucks, and then his shitty beard. Why do they grow these on their face? To advertise how shitty they are at personal grooming? Or what? I hate him!

Weak chin.

Looking 50 at 33 🤢

So ✨dorky✨

also 33?!?! There’s no way

LOL..and you can tell by the way he "poses" in his lame pictures he thinks he's Channing Tatum.

Why he thinks injuring a child is a good way to get the positive attention of women.....well, I wish I could say nothing surprises me on these awful apps these days. But nothing does. The scrotes keep getting more outrageous.

WTF? Why would anyone put that?!

Wow, words fail me.

Also, he's 33??? No way.

Maybe he thought it said "douche-y" instead of "dorky". He douches intensely

he looks like a giant baby with a moustache. probably has the same i fantile level of emotional intelligence. hard pass.

There's no way he's 33.