What old scrotes really have to offer

Often very outdated political views. Plus a general refusal to consider a woman having equal footing in a relationship.

An earlier bedtime

Cringe sentences like Iam 50 but still 25 in heart yeah sure ! 🙄🙄

• Bald

• Man tits

• Skin that feels like you're touching a dried up, greasy naked mole rat

• Probably has a very strong cigarette or alcohol smell

• Most likely into a bunch of degenerate sexual stuff due to his ED and decades of porn use

• More misogynistic than younger men

• Yellow teeth/bad breath

• Old man farts

• Incontinence

• Out of touch with modern tech so you'll constantly have to help him with simple and mundane tasks

• Yellow overgrown toe nails

• Protuding body moles

• Gray wirey body hair

• A round hard beer gut that makes him look pregnant

• Or a saggy overhanging gut that lays on his lap when he sits

• Skin sores and scabs that bleed

• Some STDs from sleeping around and never getting tested (in his younger days)

• Resentful adult children that are probably around the same age as you... or even older

• Stingey spending habits (good luck trying to be taken care of or spoiled financially without experiencing constant guilt trips)

• Dingle berries

• Being expected to put in a catheter/diaper on for him

• Irritability due low testosterone (irritable male syndrome) so expect lots of yelling or even hitting

• Pee/Poop stains in the bedsheets and mattress

• Hardly ever washes his hands (Even when he’s cooking, after he worked with harsh chemicals or after using the bathroom.) Expect traces of feces, dead skin cells, sweat dirt, grime, car grease and urine in any food he desires to make for you He’ll likely throw a big tantrum if you refuse to eat it.

• He’ll probably attempt to leave you for a much younger woman once you age out of his preferred bracket. (He’ll only be as loyal as his options)

• He’ll expect you to look healthy, fit, feminine and polished for him but he’ll treat you like you’re unreasonable if you expect him to put any effort into his appearance or hygiene.

• Even if his libido is low due to his age he’ll just take some pills to compensate to make you “work” for every penny he gives you

• Don’t expect him to put you on a pedestal, feel grateful for your attention or any romantic gestures. He’ll consider those things as “Illogical” and he’ll only see you as a domestic slave or an outlet to his personal insecurities and frustrations.

• He’s most likely attracted to teenagers and women fresh out of high school. He will likely neg you for your age even if you’re decades younger than him or significantly out of his league.

• If you have a daughter between the ages of 10-25 its very likely he’s more attracted to your daughter instead of you and your daughter will be able to sense that vibe and feel uncomfortable. The scrote will expect you to sweep it under the rug otherwise he’ll threaten you financially.

Instead of naturally containing collected wisdom and passing it onto the young'uns, I've found that the kind of old man who pursues younger women have God complexes and truly think they're smarter than everyone. Epstein is an extreme example of this, but you see my point?

I’ll add more from personal experience:

-frequent trips to the bathroom due to bladder malfunction

-all his friends are older and will almost certainly look at you as a temporary plaything

-wrinkles for days

-startlingly poor hygiene (you’d expect older men to be cleaner than young men, but I haven’t found that to be true—older men just know how to hide their dirtiness better)

I got some more:

Early widowhood

Endless drama