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Older scrotes claim to age like wine but they have nothing to offer but baggage and limp dicks:
What old scrotes have to offer:
Baggage
Bitterness
Mentally disabled children (advanced paternal age is a known cause of autism and schizophrenia)
Beer guts
Limp dicks
Feel free to add more to the list
Bald
Man tits
Skin that feels like you're touching a dried up, greasy naked mole rat
Probably has a very strong cigarette or alcohol smell
Most likely into a bunch of degenerate sexual stuff due to his ED and decades of porn use
More misogynistic than younger men
Yellow teeth/bad breath
Old man farts
Incontinence
Out of touch with modern tech so you'll constantly have to help him with simple and mundane tasks
Yellow overgrown toe nails
Protuding body moles
Gray wirey body hair
A round hard beer gut that makes him look pregnant
Or a saggy overhanging gut that lays on his lap when he sits
Skin sores and scabs that bleed
Some STDs from sleeping around and never getting tested (in his younger days)
Resentful adult children that are probably around the same age as you... or even older
Stingey spending habits (good luck trying to be taken care of or spoiled financially without experiencing constant guilt trips)
Dingle berries
Being expected to put in a catheter/diaper on for him
Irritability due low testosterone (irritable male syndrome) so expect lots of yelling or even hitting
Pee/Poop stains in the bedsheets and mattress
Hardly ever washes his hands (Even when he’s cooking, after he worked with harsh chemicals or after using the bathroom.) Expect traces of feces, dead skin cells, sweat dirt, grime, car grease and urine in any food he desires to make for you He’ll likely throw a big tantrum if you refuse to eat it.
He’ll probably attempt to leave you for a much younger woman once you age out of his preferred bracket. (He’ll only be as loyal as his options)
He’ll expect you to look healthy, fit, feminine and polished for him but he’ll treat you like you’re unreasonable if you expect him to put any effort into his appearance or hygiene.
Even if his libido is low due to his age he’ll just take some pills to compensate to make you “work” for every penny he gives you
Don’t expect him to put you on a pedestal, feel grateful for your attention or any romantic gestures. He’ll consider those things as “Illogical” and he’ll only see you as a domestic slave or an outlet to his personal insecurities and frustrations.
He’s most likely attracted to teenagers and women fresh out of high school. He will likely neg you for your age even if you’re decades younger than him or significantly out of his league.
If you have a daughter between the ages of 10-25 its very likely he’s more attracted to your daughter instead of you and your daughter will be able to sense that vibe and feel uncomfortable. The scrote will expect you to sweep it under the rug otherwise he’ll threaten you financially.