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In honor of the new Kung Fu Panda movie, I want to take a moment to beg my fellow female humans to please stop claiming Jack Black is some kind of a walking Adonis.
Look I love the guy as much as the next Zillenial who grew up watching his movies, and I'm sure he's a swell fellow in real life, but I also grew up on/am still on Tumblr where I had to constantly see women pretending to salivate over him while patting themselves on the back for having the enlightenment necessary to recognize his sexiness that the rest of those other basic bitches were too stubborn to accept.
And all this to say... no. No. He is NOT attractive! He's short, fat, and middle aged. And like... even if you DO find that a turn on, why glorify the fucker for it? When was the last time you EVER saw men en masse put a short, fat, and middle aged women on this kind of pedestal? They don't. And you know why? Because they don't feel the need to attach a social conscience to their sexuality. Making a show of pretending to be attracted to men no human being with functional eyesight would ever consider physically attractive isn't a moral virtue. Stop acting like ur better than the rest of us for having nonexistent standards for attractiveness.
So yeah, I'm just really tired in general of women pretending to drool over the most visually unappealing men alive while acting like theyre above the rest of us mortals for their dogshit taste. It makes me feel like I'm going crazy and I don't like it.
Those women should address their pickmeism and shake it off, perhaps.