Let's make some noise for this future queen for coming up with the perfect "cat lady" comeback

Maybe that’s another reason why men hate unmarried women so much: they can’t belittle and erase them by reducing them to “<scrote>’s wife.” It just doesn’t work the same way on a cat lady: “Oh her? She’s just Fluffy’s owner.” 🐈👑

Um, I have three cats and they give better snuggles and are less of a problem than any of the men I've allowed into my home over the years.

Sounds like a self-burn to me dude ......

Men would leave their tired wife behind to chase the hot viberant cat lady who hasn't been used up by men, I used to feel offended by the term cat lady a year ago but now that I have two kittens who make me so happy I rather have 20 more cats than 1 dude.

No matter how annoying a cat can be any woman with a "good" husband wants to trade lives with the cat lady. Statistics don't lie, men give women more stress than their actual children.

The good thing about kittens is that you can put them first in your life without losing a thing, You still have your life, having a cat doesn't even create a dent in your social life or dream. You sacrifice zilch.

The only thing is that I can't leave the whole day because my kittens need attention and food, but compare that minor adjustment to a man who forces you to lose everything.

Real talk tho, sea monkeys are goated. They’re so low maintenance unlike the guys I’ve gotten to know.