Introduced older woman to the term hobosexual

An older lady in my building (maybe 70ish yo?) is the living embodiment of an FDS queen.

I was up at her gorgeous sub-penthouse today to help with a tech issue, and we got chatting over coffee. She told me about:

- a guy who was soooo perfect for this mega rich friend of hers, that after 6 months of her raving about how amazing he is, he suggested they move in together. Of course, he shows up at her mansion ready to sponge off her. She suggests a pre-nup, he balked and tried to talk her out of it. She held her ground and HE BROKE UP WITH HER THAT DAY. He was 100% love bombing this woman.

- how often her young nieces are getting asked if they own their own homes on dating apps. She called this out as the red flag it is and told them to leave men alone because they offer you nothing.

She had a few more stories, but after hearing about the guy dropping the mask over the pre-nup, I told her he was a hobosexual. She screamed with laughter at the term and is going to introduce it to all the ladies she volunteers with along with her social group.

Long live the FDS Queendom