Lord have mercy this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

"And he doesn't want to"

There! Finished it for ya!

But I’m a cool girl with matching jeans and sneakers and long, wavy hair, and I will smile gratefully (and demurely) just for the pleasure of sitting on the ground with my scrote and a beer that I paid for and poured myself.

Wow! Sophia is LITERALLY a doormat! LOL, I can't!

Let me guess, Smith is his last name?

Also the whole design is just super ugly. The people are like a cross between bitmoji and garbage whatsapp stickers, the background looks like it's from a texture library, and the text is the first choices in the Google docs default fonts. Seriously, what is this?

And he probably never will, why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free?

What in the ETSY HELL!?!?!

Reminds me of a girl I went to high school with who I am still FB friends with. She practically begged her boyfriend to ask her to marry her, he begrudgingly proposed after a few years (not sure in what way), and then she changed her last name to his on Facebook MONTHS BEFORE THE WEDDING!!!

It was the most painfully cringey thing I’ve ever seen in my life. The best (or worst) part is, he broke up with her before the wedding and because of FB’s policy, she couldn’t change her last name back for a few months after the break-up.

I really hope that this is some kind of a joke and that it's not real because this is so cringe worthy! Not only is she a forever girlfriend but she's singing from the rooftops that she's a forever girlfriend.

At first, I thought it was related to The Smiths (the band).