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She’s really sweet, in her mid-30s. She has a job, and she even pays her own rent. No she’s not wealthy, but she pays her bills on time. She used to have drinking problem because her mom was an alcoholic so you know, she just grew up in that environment. She got a couple DUIs before, but she’s cut down on her drinking since then.
She probably has some daddy issues, you know, I’m not going to lie, so. There is that.
No, she doesn’t have the body type you like, and she’s not the height you like, but her face isn’t that bad. And like I said, she pays rent for a place so it’s not like she’s living at home with her parents. I know that’s important to you.
She has a car, too.
She really wants kids, like has always wanted kids, and I know you don’t, so…that might be something you guys have to work out.
She might still do coke…I know you don’t love that but like I said, she’s really sweet.
I think you’d be great together ☺️
she was falsely accused of DV by her toxic ex, but don't worry. he's a liar. she's a good woman and i'm sure you'll be a good match.
I mean… she’s got a job…. AND a car…. What more could anyone ask for?
Pitch-perfect satire. 😄 If only I had a nickel for every time I heard, "There's this great guy you should meet; he's perfect for you, BUT..."
I'm guessing this is a gender-bent version of something that was pitched to you?
Well she can afford the drinking problem and the coke so she MUST have money, id say give her a shot 😂