Yo, I don't know how to rap. But I feel like rapping.

FDS-inspired rap. Voice edited for anonymity's sake.

Lyrics below. Anything I should add? 🤣

Stay Mighty

See the thing that Pickmeisha don’t know

Is that we’re not afraid to be alone

Ain’t nothing worse than being with a scrote

Working two hard jobs just to hustle home

And clean up his mess

And feed his kids

And bring him his dinner at his desk

Cuz he’s too engrossed in his Halo game

To join you at the table for the meal you made

He be sittin at home

Watching porn

Complainin’ on forums how you done him wrong

Sayin’ it’s not right

It’s not fair

Just yesterday she made me change my underwear

So he turned em inside out

Liking Facebook posts of your thirstrap friends

Blowing all your money on OnlyFans

Then gaslighting you when you find the evidence

Saying’ you’re just crazy it’s all in your head

Then getting physical when you won’t back down

And calling you the aggressor when the cops come round

And taking you to court for child support

And spousal support

And any support

Then going on to live the only way he knows how

Searching online dating for his next cash cow

Watch out Queens.  It’s raining low value men.  Duck and cover.  Block and delete.  Stay mighty.