Dodged 🏳️‍⚧️ bullet (names have been changed)

So I work in the service industry and yesterday one of my regulars shows up. Let's call her Handmaid. She's pretty friendly with me and we've shared some personal stuff. Not quite friends but pretty good w each other.

She's with this dude, let's call him Blossom 😌

And I'm doing my customer service thang and I notice Blossom is really dismissive of me. Just flippantly throwing his card at me, not making eye contact, typical disrespectful nutsack behavior.

I notice he's wearing a cheap rainbow bandana like the kind a dog would wear (what is it with them and bandanas? 🤢) and a rainbow bracelet which is odd because there's nothing even remotely gay about this crusty musty man.

Then I clock him as a TIM, not as in "thought you were a woman but you're a man" but as in "I definitely knew you were a man but I think you might a Trans identified one"

I think it was because he, like many TIMs looked like he rides bikes. I can't explain it but a lot of them just look like they spend 23/24 hours of the day peddling around on a bike! Like they look like Lance Armstrong with long hair. I can elaborate but for the sake of brevity I won't.

Anyways they leave and I notice Handmaid isn't as bubbly as when she first came in.

Well she came in today and I immediately was like "Hey who was that with you yesterday?" And she said "oh that was blossom" and kinda looked at me with what looked like...remorse? And then frowned and changed the subject.

Then I remembered she mentioned Blossom before! Back when I got ghosted by that girl! She said she would bring her lesbian friend in for me to meet!! I forgot all about it but IT WAS A MAN!

I guess that albino piece of beef jerky wasn't feeling me! Lmfao! I feel like Anne of Cleves right now!

Seriously, lurking Handmaids. Please do not surprise your lesbian friends with penis! We do not want to meet your transbian friends. Why don't *you* fuck him and leave lesbians alone!!