You know him 😁

I’ve heard so many men say “I’ve never been happier in my life” and it’s the one phrase that almost makes me feel sorry for them. They are so unconvincing when they say it.

I love seeing men's delusional bubble pop when they notice that they have no endless options.

Can’t stop laughing ! The Touch of gray!

That shirt whyyyyyyy so ugly

And him, too. 🤣

They get the muscle arms but keep the beer gut. Then they approach/follow around/leer at younger woman at the gym.

Their exercise routine consists of arms/chest and 1 hour of light cardio on the machines lowest setting so he can stare at the baddie on the stair climber.

Then he acts like the victim when theres a ton of anonymous complaints about him or once he gets banned from the gym.

Probably has at least one std and his skin has the texture of hairy, wrinkly, greasy sandpaper. This is because he has no skincare routine, a diet that consists of processed food and mediocre hygiene. His skin is also sandpapery because of his frequent alcohol consumption.

He got veneers because his enamel got so worn down from neglect and a terrible diet. His natural teeth underneath are yellow.

If he has adult/teenager daughters he's probably sexually attracted to them but will never admit it and thinks he's slick about hiding it when he really isn't. We know. Everyone knows.

He peaked in high school but projects his insecurities onto age appropriate women about "the wall."

If he was a smoker:

Has an overwhelming cigarette oder that he's oblivious of because he's been smoking so long that he got desensitized from it. People cover their nose when forced to walk past him.

I don't know about the side chick part. They never seem to lose that one. 😣