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How about we comment some nice comebacks for this question? Just for fun!
I'll start:
I bring my good manners and my appetite.
Now it's your turn! Let's create an interesting repertoir of answers hahah!
EDIT: I've seen some answers stating you would just get up and leave without giving any sort of answer. That's a good way to approach the situation, no doubt. But this post is more like a fun little game to come up with funny and witty answers. It doesn't have to be something you would actually say. My idea was to just have a laugh.
No. If a guy asks me, I'll block and delete or if it's on an actual date, I get up and leave. I'm not having this conversation.
I'm gonna be cocky, and say in true gynocentric style, "I'm the tree and wood from which the table was fashioned". We're the ones who bring forth human life. There's nothing to prove more than that.
My answer would be - "nothing"
I wouldn't entertain any man that asks me this question. If possible, I will defintely leave the situation without creating a scene. A swift B/D will be applied as well :)
I am the table, because no matter what you bring on the table in the relationship I need to do more and unlike you it never gets appreciated..
"I built the damn table and you are not welcome at it." Then walk away.
"Well, I'm somewhat versed in red pill logic and speak, so mostly that".
It's not the table, it's my table, and I don't remember inviting you.
" why? Do you need an answer to pass off as your own to another woman ?"
I’d never dane to answer such a question. Dude would be dead in the water.
Sugar, spice, and everything not nice (but also some nice things :D)
Fart jokes, good taste and a sense of responsibility driven by constant paranoia about the worst things happening. My table is for women only nowadays but my economic/productivity anxiety comes off as controlling and I'm working on that.
I'm not a waitress. Then you get up and leave.
I won't blatantly tell them (because they WILL remember it and constantly bring it up) but I give affection, support and care if my man behaves and isn't a LVM, also occasional gifts on his e.g birthday. No money though since I'm broke. I'd say those are good enough things to treat me well.