My 84 year old mother about men: "I always heard women aged faster than men because they could have kids longer, but now I know that isn't true. Most guys can't get hard after age 55, women can f@ck all their lives, I still do, it's them who can't. They lied to me!"
My highschool boyfriend reached out to me almost a decade after I dumped him. In the years since highschool, he had an illegitimate child, never went to college, and didn't have a car. He actually thought he had a chance at getting back together with me. LMAO.
Male delusion knows no bounds
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May 04, 2022
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I was an immigrant so I wasn't allowed to really date. All my little high school boyfriends would get mad and dump me because we could never go out and be alone and do stuff. So they would nail my friends and then tell me it was my fault for not putting out. So now, years later, they look me up on face book, STILL curious cause they couldn't nail me back then and they KNOW I was an authentically good girl. They try to hit me up and it's shocking how much in the toilet they are.I was married off as a teen and my ex was abusive so after getting myself out I learned the hard way to ALWAYS make myself a priority. I run an aging management clinic and so I have access to the top of the line vampire face lifts, beauty infusions, etc. So I bounced back and look good now, especially considering my age group - these dudes from high school got no hair, pot bellies, rank teeth, no money, bad jobs, tons of kids by multiple women, asking me to go out. I always laugh to go ask the girls they cheated with since I still won't put out, and they still do.
No truer words have been spoken. And don’t forget the claim that they don’t look their age, narrator voice: they actually look older.
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May 04, 2022
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I was recently on POF. A man wrote me claiming to be my age (46) and he CLEARLY was in at LEAST his late 60s (extremely wrinkled, all white friar tuck hair). The FIRST line of his profile? "No catfish!" Bro! You are trying to cat fish me right now by lying about being twenty years younger than you are! Wtf you hypocrite!?!?
I got a message from one asking if I date younger men. Allegedly he was 1 year younger than me, but he looked at least 10 years older. I was like “younger man where????”
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How do we know a guy has ED? Say he orgasms quickly and can’t get it back up, does that count as ED? Asking for a friend 😂
My 84 year old mother about men: "I always heard women aged faster than men because they could have kids longer, but now I know that isn't true. Most guys can't get hard after age 55, women can f@ck all their lives, I still do, it's them who can't. They lied to me!"
My highschool boyfriend reached out to me almost a decade after I dumped him. In the years since highschool, he had an illegitimate child, never went to college, and didn't have a car. He actually thought he had a chance at getting back together with me. LMAO.
Male delusion knows no bounds
The amount of men in their 20s with ED is disgusting. It’s an epidemic 😂
No truer words have been spoken. And don’t forget the claim that they don’t look their age, narrator voice: they actually look older.
And then claim women start losing or lose all our sexual value at like 20 or younger. They're just pedos.