Choose your *worst* date

And they wonder why around half of the female population don't want to date anymore.

It's like one of those choose your adventure books, only whichever option you choose ends up with him trying to show you his limp d***.

Imagine how “romantic” it would be to describe your first date with this guy if you were unfortunate enough to marry him? We went for a walk on our first “date,” because he was too cheap, and didn’t care about my safety of meeting a stranger in a remote wooded area, and here we are…in love! 😂😥😂

I see this all the time on Hinge :/ At least coffee/drinks gets us something out of it (still wouldn't agree to). Literally what do you get out of going for a walk??? That's not like a hike... it's a walk. In the local park at best. You could do yourself at any time.

That's the thing about us saying no to coffee dates. We're not applying for a job. This isn't a casual min wage interview, we're selecting a life partner. It's so frustrating to see stupid little polls like these because making the poll is the most effort this man is actually going to do.

Another standard issue churned straight out of the Generic Guy Factory™ (I can't remember which poster used this turn of phrase recently but it's great and if you see this, I hope you don't mind me poaching it!)

What say we all hunt this place down and burn it to the ground?

If only more men could show you their red flags like this so you don't waste your time.