Funny stand-up about men who don't cry at their own weddings. I remember being really disappointed when I walked up to the altar and saw my now-ex's eyes dry as a bone. No mistiness, no welling up with joy- just a smarmy, narcissistic smile. I should have stopped the wedding right there. Like this comedienne says, he doesn't have to be a blubbery, wailing mess- but there should be some sign that this moment is meaningful to him. Never stop vetting, even right up to (and after) the altar.
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Never thought of this take before. I don’t cry easily (for tragic matters) but I definitely well up during wholesome moments, most people I know do. Wholesome heartwarming tears are the best. It’s so full of love. He better be crying like a little bitch for me.
Tbh the part I loved most was when she was like “huh that’s your best? Interesting”. I have definitely thought this, not just at weddings, but it’s usually my thoughts about males 😂
I love Taylor Tomlinson and late stage vetting is essential.
I don't think I'd cry at my own wedding since the fact that we're in public sort of ruins the intimacy and makes me feel watched. I'd definitely be on the lookout for his microexpressions, though. One reason I like my boyfriend is because his face is pretty effusive - he smiles really, really easily. I've seen scrotes who look bored at their own weddings. I'd end the whole thing right there if I saw that.
I dont get that. I wouldnt cry at my own Wedding either or any Wedding since I am Not that emotional I guess??
The accuracy! 🤣🤣🤣
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