They can jerk each other off then. Fuck them

This really is making me not want to date at all.

“Lovers are temporary,” one study participant said during his interview. “A bromance can last a lifetime.”

I hope he writes that on his dating profile to spare us all from his “bros before hoes” juvenile bullshit.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240902101840/https://time.com/4978727/bromance-male-friendships/