This is what happens when some unsocialized scrote thinks that a woman giving him a modicum of positive attention is interested. You wind up in a relationship with him for six years you didn't even know you were a part of 🙃
This is some next level shit. I laughed so hard! How embarrassing!!! That male audacity is WILD!!! He is out here imagining whole ass relationships with a woman he feels entitled to. He is a special kind of stupid.
How…how can someone be this poorly socialized? He even admits to meeting her boyfriend, while on a date with a different girl, and STILL rocketed past all context to convince himself she wants and chooses HIM?! I need to know how. I need ANSWERS 😂
This is actually really sad and I wonder if the guy has a mental disorder or is on the spectrum. As someone on the spectrum, I can understand being super confused, but not for 6 years.
Male delusion is terrifying. I was expecting to come here roasting him, but honestly I feel genuinely sad. Like wtf 😐 No joke I actually feel kind of depressed from this post.
You know stories like this make me worried too. While I laughed about it, it’s concerning. Because it’s like if you’re nice / kind to a man he will think that you’re his gf. I have a job where I work one on one with many different people. i don’t want to give myself away, but think like health and wellness industry. i have many clients some male. I talk to a lot of them, and I wonder if any think I’m interested in them. If they confuse my professionalism as romantic interest. I do get hit on from time to time from gross scrotes , and I didn’t think about it until seeing the absolute delusion of this guy.
God this (sadly) reminds me of a story from last year (though that scrote still doesn't realize the error of his ways). I ended up in a Telegram group with him (yes Telegram...I know) and we interacted in the group maybe once or twice and over DM maybe once or twice over like 6-7 months. We also don't live anywhere near each other...and he's married. Well one day in the group I mention my boyfriend and this man entirely flips his shit and goes on an insane jealous rant about "how could you betray me! I was woo-ing you!" Then straight up threatens to stalk/find my boyfriend and tell him how much of a [insert all the bad words for women] I was for "flirting" with him all this time. Then he made a fake email and tried to make it look like it was my boyfriend's email and was emailing me from it...just *facepalm*. I'm not in that Telegram group anymore but apparently he's still salty with me for leading him on and breaking his heart.
Wait, so are they actually cousins? If so that makes the entire thing even stranger. The girl's probably traumatized a family member thought they're dating?
This is some next level shit. I laughed so hard! How embarrassing!!! That male audacity is WILD!!! He is out here imagining whole ass relationships with a woman he feels entitled to. He is a special kind of stupid.
How…how can someone be this poorly socialized? He even admits to meeting her boyfriend, while on a date with a different girl, and STILL rocketed past all context to convince himself she wants and chooses HIM?! I need to know how. I need ANSWERS 😂
SIX YEARS?!?!?!?!? 🤣😮🤣 Six years.
?
Yoooo
at least he realised he was an idiot and didn't insult her. that's rare hahah i think i pitty him. can you imagine?? that's so sad (and hilarious)
This is actually really sad and I wonder if the guy has a mental disorder or is on the spectrum. As someone on the spectrum, I can understand being super confused, but not for 6 years.
Unreal. Wow.
So, this guy thought they were together for 6 yrs and that she would wait for a proposal for 6 yrs of “being together”? Ahahahahha good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is funny
🤣🤣🤣 I hope he couldn't get a refund on the ring!! The male audacity!
Terrifying.
Male delusion is terrifying. I was expecting to come here roasting him, but honestly I feel genuinely sad. Like wtf 😐 No joke I actually feel kind of depressed from this post.
MOTHER OF GOD.
This is next level. This is beyond the stratosphere, this has left the Solar System.
I mean this in the kindest way, but could this dude be autistic? Although my sister is also autistic and could NEVER make this kind of mistake.
Imagine being the woman in question here who he thought he was in a relationship with for *six years*.
This is kind of scary............
Bitch wut😂😂 this is lowkey scary but also funny
God this (sadly) reminds me of a story from last year (though that scrote still doesn't realize the error of his ways). I ended up in a Telegram group with him (yes Telegram...I know) and we interacted in the group maybe once or twice and over DM maybe once or twice over like 6-7 months. We also don't live anywhere near each other...and he's married. Well one day in the group I mention my boyfriend and this man entirely flips his shit and goes on an insane jealous rant about "how could you betray me! I was woo-ing you!" Then straight up threatens to stalk/find my boyfriend and tell him how much of a [insert all the bad words for women] I was for "flirting" with him all this time. Then he made a fake email and tried to make it look like it was my boyfriend's email and was emailing me from it...just *facepalm*. I'm not in that Telegram group anymore but apparently he's still salty with me for leading him on and breaking his heart.
That is actually insane. Omg.
Homeboy missed his calling as a fiction writer...
I just don’t get how that would happen!!!
it just kept getting more wild the more I read haha
what a dumbass 😂
also he should have CoMmuNICatEd then he wouldn’t be in that mess.
Wait, so are they actually cousins? If so that makes the entire thing even stranger. The girl's probably traumatized a family member thought they're dating?