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In a tale as old as time, a loser man cajoles his wife into an open marriage and is shocked when it doesn't go as planned for him.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL all together now... let's have a laugh:
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Lol, I don't understand straight men wanting open marriage. Women always have much more options.
Same when they "break up with you". They all come crawling back because guess what? They actually weren't 🌟the prize🌟 (SHOCKED pikachu face) and no other women wanted to put up with their shit.
Notice how his wife is in her late 30s, even older than 35-year-old crone Hilary Duff, and she still has oodles of fit 20s men eager to satisfy her. The wall does not exist for women!
When will men understand that pussy will always be worth more than dick ever could? If they could just get over that fact, they wouldn't be out here thinking they own the dating scene when most women hate them, lol!
As usual, scrotes overestimate their market value and vastly underestimate how effortlessly women attract men. FAFO
"Men never want their current woman, only the ones who left, and the ones who just entered their life" rings true for this. I'm seeing it everywhere and can't un-see it lol.
As soon as he lost her, he wants her again. "Oh no, other men are playing with my toy! I didn't know it was such a popular toy. I wanted to keep it in my closet forever, not for other men to play with it. >:("
This is marvelous!
Yes, Sir, you are the Buttface.
Thank you for making my day better!
One of my college classmates is the ugliest man I've ever seen. So ugly that it hurt me to look at him back when we were 19. Fast forward to age 35 when he decides to get his wife to agree to an open marriage. Now she's no super model, but she's decent looking, works out, has nice hair and figure. So she's got a Dom in her house on Friday night whilst he's still at work, and their kids are there with the other guy. I cannot believe this guy who's literally got a nose like a prize winning hog at the state fair thought he'd be able to outscrew his a little bit above average looking wife. Men are SO delusional. All women have to do is act like men, and they fall to pieces. They don't understand that they will NEVER be the prize, unless they want to become a bottom in the homosexual male community. Then maybe they can be the prize.
This is so fkn delicious!
Glorious. Absolutely glorious.