(Lighthearted). Post the message you’d like to send to *that guy* here…

to the Professional Time Waster™️ who tried to spin the block after getting left on read 3 months ago u can’t give mediocre dick and play hard to get at the same time. pick a struggle bc ur already hard to want😘

To the ghosting man with a tiny penis who I ‘enjoyed’ a summer fling with: ‘Putting my hand down your pants was my most disappointing moment of 2022. All the best, Moxy’

To this guy who I have been seeing but last weekend did not communicate at all for three days, then had the nerve to say "you could have called/texted too..." Yeah, am not chasing you.

To the man who ghosted me after we knew each other for a year and I was emotionally vulnerable with him and cared deeply for him: Why am I nothing to you? I wish I had never let you into my life. You're a creep and a loser and a nobody. You didn't deserve to know me. You can't love or feel. I wish you a taste of your own medicine. Maybe some day a woman will rip your heart out and discard you. I hope you get the help you so clearly need. You are not well. Go fuck yourself. Go to hell. Fuck you. And your poetry is atrocious.

To my ex-husband:

Every time I read about fentanyl making its way into methamphetamine in CA and killing users, I think: there is hope. When I see the scene in "Ghost" where the guy is carried away by shadowy demon figures I think: that's your future.

To my most recent ex-boyfriend:

You are an arrogant, lazy , miserable asshole just like your dad and your relationship with your mother is fucking creepy and weird. Seek therapy.

To the misogynist classmate in my comp sci classes who believed women got jobs and internships in the field because they were women and not on their merits

"CUT YOUR NAILS. YOU LOOK LIKE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. AND WHY THE HELL ARE THEY YELLOW??"

To my stupid ex when I was 22 yo: I hope you jump in front of a car. 🙂 That would be the best thing that could happen to your abusive pornfried deeply disturbed fucked up scrotery brain. A lot of women would be grateful If you would just end it.

Ohhh I LOVE this

To the noncommittal, gaslighting scrote with no time for me who made it seem like I was the problem, when his list of red flags is miles long (in hindsight)...

Calling your mom "mother" is mega fucking creepy dude.

What 30+ man sleeps with stuffed animals?? And only has a twin bed?? Are you 6???

You have 0 personality beyond your employment history and it's not even an interesting one. Seriously, your conversation topics were weird and painfully boring most of the time.

Talking about how cheap/frugal you are isn't cute. It's cringey. At least you had the sense to pay for all our dates.

You use chivalry and charity as a façade so people don't see how much of an asshole you really are deep down.

I'm so happy I left you and your tiny dick sexually frustrated because it's what you deserve. 😘

Edit: Mike is my most recent x. He was annoyingly neutral/logical/passive. Dear Mike. Being neutral is not a personality trait. Doing nothing means you are nothing. Go ahead and keep yourself safe wrapped in the beige blanket of neutrality, alone.

To my ex and father of my children; To have the nerve to lie about having pancreatic cancer. And even more shocking is it has killed everyone except you.

To the prick who thought he could trick me, No, your excuses that you don’t like texting aren’t going to work on me. You complain about being undesirable to women, well then try you boring, quiet bastard! Standing with your hands behind your back doesn’t make you look like a royal bodyguard, you look like a drinking bird.

To: Abusive, short, old, pathological liar with untreatable ED, and multiple epic babymama dramaz, who got publicly called out as a narcissist by his teen daughter… “WHAT SHE SAID! 💯” 😂🤣😂🤣

To the loser who "confessed" his interest to me in 1. a game and 2. the public chat, I hope you leveled up but even if you did, you don't exist to me anymore.

To this narcissist who made me love him a little and then hooked up with his ex when I was in another city tending to my dying father: He sent me a message as another account back in October that I only just saw today. I actually sent this back (after cleanly blocking and deleting with zero contact), because I know being forgotten hurts narcissists the best: "Who even is this?"

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To the old online abuser who almost made me loose all attraction to men but also taught me that male insanity and deprivation is real:

i am so much better than you. So much smarter, confident, caring and interesting. From now on I will forever trust my gut when I interact with a man because my intuition was screaming telling me your mean behavior was intentional and I doubted it. I also smile everyday that I blocked you and there was nothing you could have done about it <3 Have the day you deserve ☺️

To my short, balding, love-handled, hairy-ass, narcissistic ex: I hope your new girlfriend enjoys the boring missionary sex with your small dick. You are the architect of your own misery. I still make more money than you.

Dear John, Yes, I was a huge PickMe when we were FWB, but… …I only offered you a threesome for one reason and one reason only: to humiliate you. I knew you considered yourself a “pickup artist,” so if you turned down the threesome, it would be weird, suspicious, and out of character with the PlayBoy persona you were desperately trying to cultivate. But if you agreed to it, we both know you wouldn’t be able to get an erection. Your limp little dick wouldn’t be our secret anymore, and your pathetic bedroom performance would be exposed. Yes, I was a huge PickMe. Today, I wouldn’t dream of sharing my man with another woman. But back then I needed to weaponize my sexuality. I wanted to see the look of rage and frustration on your face, as you hold your flaccid little dick in your hand, and you realize you’ve disappointed two women instead of just one. (Don’t worry, I broke up with him before we had the threesome. I quickly started dating my now-husband, and him seeing my newfound happiness was even better revenge.)