Let’s have a roundup of all the scrotes we were lucky enough not to end up with!

2022 winners

- "Poly Mr Sensitive" who asked his partner to open up the couple while they were trying to have a kid (but he already had another woman on the side). Made a move on me when both these women stopped entertaining him, taking advantage of me while I was ill. Very lucky that he loves them (LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣)

- "Nice guy" who got obsessed with me after 1 date and was devastated that we couldn't see each other every single day. Told me I was perfect and I made him want to be with me all the time. Man child and codependent mess estranged from his family in search of fantasy woman to project all of his life onto. Hanged out with him as occasional company to go to fun events (he did make me laugh) until he went full emo about me. When he got super melancholic that I couldn't grab coffee with him while sick with covid I internally laughed at him for 24 hours straight and then blockedeleted.

He also got himself the nickname of Indiana Jones with my girlfriends for his random invitations to adventurous things in the most inappropriate moments and tone deaf ways 🤣. This guy was a walking meme by the end. ⁸

-Left my shit job with a somewhat scrotey manager. Bye dude.

-Dodged Poly Man after denying him last year. Bye dude.

-Avoided bar scrotes in general. Bye dudes.

Thankfully none of these guys were dates or anything. But still.

everyone i’ve dealt with so far tbh. they weren’t serious and just used me for sex. Also most were broke and not romantic. i don’t want to settle anymore. i’m 21 and i just choose myself at this point.

Oh dear, where to start? Here's a sampling of the winners from the last time I tried to date back in 2018-2019.

- Scrote that claimed he was a cannibal and then doubled down when I told him he must be shit-testing me, so I was leaving (I shit y'all not).

- Scrote that tried to push me into his car when I told him I would not be going home with him after our dinner date.

- Scrote that insisted on a seafood restaurant even after I told him I was allergic to shellfish, then threw his shrimp up in the parking lot as I was trying to ditch him to get to my ride.

- Scrote that insinuated I had no idea how to use the pistol on my hip, then backtracked when I gleefully suggested our next date be at the range.

- Scrote from the jobsite that was warned not to even try his luck, then watched me fix one of the fleet trucks in the parking lot so I wouldn't have to haul a bunch of sweaty stinking men in my company vehicle, then looked at me with stars in his eyes and said "I bet you could break me in half".

- Scrote tallboi at my job that everyone seemed determined to saddle me with, even though I made it clear I was not interested in dealing with his issues.

- Scrote 'investment banker' who seemed to always have an excuse for his bad behavior, then got pissy and stalked me for weeks after I ghosted him before we ever went on a date.

- Scrote I went to school with who started talking me up the week after I moved back home, thinking I didn't know he had ANOTHER baby on the way with some poor girl he had knocked up (I dated him for like 1 day in 7th grade then dumped him when he got too handsy with me on the bleachers).

- Scrote I divorced, too much bullshit there to list out here.

- Scrote that flew down from Canada to surprise me at a game convention in Vegas, told me he had been in love with me since I started playing the game and got mad when the rest of my Corp mates made a point to get in his way.

Back when I was a pickmeisha (still recovering) :) - exboyfriend with a huge age gap who promised me he DoEsN'T LuVh hIs Ex-WiFe AnYmore because he was so OvEr her 🤡🤡🤡 Turns out two years into the relationship he was still seeing her behind me back. Also: Pornsick and I'm pretty sure he also had a drinking problem and lied to me constantly. Also: Cheating a-hole. - some ex-coworker who stalked me till I reported him to the police. Still lives with his mommy and is pretty much unempmoyed because he can't survive on his own. And I being such a witch for rejecting him over and over again becwause poor boy was so in love with me 😭😥😥 - latest (and last!) ex-Scrote: breath that smelled like shit (smoker), got fat, couldnt handle one fucking thing on his own without me constantly reminding/telling him, limp dick, broke, vidja gamer, pretty sure pornsick, childish, would always play the victim when it came to him taking responsibility for his actions, low effort (gas station flowers), snorring and farting constantly in my bed. Told me he DoEsNt SeE a FuTuRe with me because he cant see any sense in getting married. 🤡💩 I dont even know how I coulde handle all this scrotes. Feel really embarrased for my former self. But I'm glad I'm out of it.

I'm laughing so hard at this thread!

Scrotes be funny.. actually tragicomic, but I'm a glass half full person.

Just a few from this year's Tinder (pre FDS) dates:

- Scrote who took a call on our first date - it was his married girlfriend jealous about him being on a date

- Guy who looked really good from the distance. "And has a nice smile!" I thought... smiles are great, but, they generally should end at some point. This guy had a nervous rictus that stuck to his face for much longer than was appropriate, making me uncomfortable and worried about his mental health.

- Scrote who smelled terribly of cigarettes, tried to persuade me he's NOT smoking while he was puffing on a cigarette and complained that I want to exit the date "too soon"

- Guy that used to have sheep, but as he's a buddhist and doesn't believe in enclosures, the sheep "wandered away." He also had a horse and pigs. The horse would harass people in a church, so he gave it away. He killed the pigs to "know what it feels like." He didn't like how it felt.

- Scrote I actually dated for a while until he turned out to be a scrote and also loudly farted in front of me without acknowledging he did that (not even a sorry look, nothing!!)

- Guy who was still living with his baby mama/(ex) girlfriend and said he once told her he's his ball in chain. He also boasted he used to literally be community dick - women would give recommendations to others in his small village that he was a "good lay."

- Two scrotes who decided after a mediocre date that we are boyfriend girfriend

"how is it that a weak-willed, medium-ugly guy like you rejects someone like me?"

THIS IS WHY WE NEVER CHASE MEN- ONLY LET THEM CHASE YOU!!

To answer your question- it's because he is aware that he is a fugly, low value scrote, so the fact that he has any woman chasing him (regardless if she is pretty or ugly- doesn't matter, because women have inherent value, whereas men don't- they must prove their value)

Therefore being chased by a woman signals to him that:

A. there must be something wrong with you if you feel the need to chase him (or any man for that matter)

B. He thinks that if he can "get" a woman like you to chase him, he can "probably do better" (newsflash: he can't lmao)

Short and fat FWB (fuckboy) who only seemed to care about smoking weed. He couldn't hold down a decent job, lived with his mom, and mostly only wanted to booty call me at 2 o'clock in the morning (the sex was NOT good and he did not reciprocate). I actually worked with his mom at the time, so right off the bat he asked me to keep things on the down-low from her, which made things extremely uncomfortable in the office, since his mom absolutely dotes over him and talks about her son nonstop. I found FDS while we were "together" and it only took me a couple weeks after that to cut him off. Not long after, his mom proudly announced to the office that her son had a new girlfriend. I'm pretty sure he treated the poor girl the same way he did me, because they only lasted a few months.

Another short dude I was "talking to" simultaneously seemed more "trainable" from what I was learning through FDS, so I kept him around a while longer. He lived a few hours away from me in a city with an airport, so I mostly used him because he let me sleep over his house when I had a flight out of town. We slept together a few times but again, sex was not great. He did take me out on dates and paid for my meals and drinks whenever we were together, but he was the type who spent most of his day on Twitch, and his bedroom was filled with Dragon Ball Z action figures and Hot Wheels. He was a college drop-out and worked a dead-end job which he constantly complained about but refused to quit. I tolerated these qualities because he also claimed to be looking for marriage and a family. One day I decided to test him and tell him about my newly acquired FDS principles, and mentioned that guys need to put more effort into their relationships, to which he went full-on lecture mode claiming that guys are "too busy" for that. I pretty much got up and left right then and there and never spoke to him again.

I haven’t dated in a year and a half, but here are some winners from my 10 pickme years: 1) The old scrote who asked me out when he was in a superior position to me at my internship and wouldn’t take no for an answer. So young dumb me settled for him. He was a raging misogynist, p0rnsick, entitled, a cheapskate, disrespectful and lazy AF. Wanted a woman to be his mommy bangmaid. Had an emotional affair with a female coworker who wasn’t much older than me. Constantly hit on other women in front of me. His friends were equally as creepy. Fell victim to the sunk cost fallacy, but finally dumping his ass after YEARS never felt better. He kept trying to get me back by promising to marry me (a carrot he dangled in front of me) and failing that, texting me “accidentally” with messages meant for the new unfortunate woman he was seeing. I got a new phone and new number so he never contacted me again.

2) The scrote who I met on OLD who was a noncommittal p0rnsick loser. And he was ugly, a liar, a coward, disrespectful, a racist, and an ignorant fool (he was of a different culture than me and some of the shit he said about my culture made me go WTF) I was really in a bad place at that time. I’m also 99% sure he was cheating, or trying to cheat on me.

3) The controlling, jealous, abusive scrote who was the walking embodiment of covert narcissist - nuff said. His last girlfriend ended up in the hospital under mysterious circumstances after he was convinced she was cheating on him. Getting the courage at the time to walk out on him and never go back was the best decision I made.

4) The manbaby scrote who was happy to be in a situationship but told me he wasn’t ready for a relationship, now keeps trying to get in contact with me. He also doesn't have my new number, and unfortunately because he was an ex-client, I still occasionally deal with him for work.

5) Another scrote from OLD who seemed good on paper, until I found out he had a live-in girlfriend that he was chronically cheating on, and he lied about his profession.

6) Finally, another OLD scrote who started breadcrumbing me after five dates, and after I blocked and deleted him, kept trying to get in touch with me (I used to have a phone where you could see messages from blocked contacts) every few weeks, and finally calling me from a new number (where I blocked and deleted him again).

Let’s be grateful for all the bullets we dodged, ladies!