I give up....I found more....

Why does every reddity dude balk at the idea of being rude to servers while simultaneously being extremely rude to their own prospective partners?

Yeah, everyone keeps telling me to get back on the apps, but they’re the worst leftover men.

They know what they want, but they won't type "looking for sex from the hottest woman for the least amount of effort, who I will treat like shit, use to level up, take pleasure in destroying, and then discard, moving on to my next conquest, until I succumb to societal pressures to marry and have kids, at which point I will create a new profile with a pseudonym where I am wearing sunglasses."

The age at which this shift from "dating" to living a married lie occurs is getting older and older. It seems to be about late 30s now in major urban centres.

"I don't know" but "want kids someday". "Something casual" but "christian" Me: How confused are you? Scrotes : yes

Absolute dregs. Shout out to Joey there who sounds like a particularly insufferable arsehole.

FYI, dogs and sarcasm are not substitutes for an actual personality. Also, while we're on the subject of 'calling out', your sentence construction is atrocious.

Seriously though, what IS it with these fucking dog guys?! Is this the early 2020s version of the mid-2010s' 'I like whisky and have a beard' phenomenon?

“Hi, I’m Hoe-ey! I’ll neg you about your body and infantalise you during conversation BUT YOU CAN’T BE RUDE (read: defend yourself) because assertive women scare me 😟! Ahur dur!”

At least Haris(?) straight up tells you it will be a situationship. 😂

The only thing you need to give up is those trashy apps, tbh! There's pretty much no HVM on there.

Things that are not substitutes for having a personality: • owning a dog • smoking weed

“Attorney at cannabis” 🙄🙄. What a fucking loser!!! 😂😂😂 These guys will probably be like “I don’t understand why I don’t have any matches”. Really, Mr. Almost Went to the Met Gala?? Barf!!

i deleted tinder for good. i can’t with the trash. plus men on those websites just want sex and to hook up with no strings attached. i’m tired of settling for that. i deserve more. i don’t need to center men anymore and deal with the bare minimum out of loneliness.

That last one

How are you 35, want kids someday and you “don’t know yet” ?!.???!?!

Also that situationship guy 😂

other than that, they’re just trying to act charming and funny and failing at it.

OLD is all leftovers. Scraps of men. Even if one out of every 50 doesn’t look like a low-life scrote, they’re just all low effort, poorly educated, lacking in all grammar, capitalization, spelling. Honestly I suspected those who looked good and had an okay profile were all scammers.

Did anyone see the guy that wrote "will buy you bodega flowers"? I guess he's too cheap to go to a flower shop.

I heard a statistic that only 12% of people are on dating apps. So. I’d just keep trying to find men in real life cuz dating apps aren’t it.

I’m still on hinge and can confirm it’s as insufferable in Australia too. Had to unmatch a few “dog dads”. It’s funny because they’ll drone on about their dog and caring for it. The minute I mention my cat and leaving the aircon on for them during summer suddenly it’s “precious”. Lmao I feel they’re using pets as a way in through “look at me I have empathy and can care for a pet”. Meanwhile I bet mummy or daddy are the ones really caring for it 🥴😂

Please explain to me how ANY woman on this earth is looking at these profiles and saying to herself "That's the man for me." Are some women going purely off looks? I don't care if these men look like Oscar Isaac or Louis Garrel, I am not going near them.

🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious … they are so dumb.

Oh look! An elevator constructor that doesn’t know “then” from “than.” Panty dropper!

30s is still quite young tbh. But I get what you mean.