He can cook his own damn dinner.

I'd be so tempted to say "yes 🥰" and just stand him up. Let him wait for hours at home thinking a random woman is lovingly picking out ingredients at the grocery store and on her way to come cook him a delicious meal while he slowly goes hungry.

The red pill movement not having the results they thought it would huh

Sounds exactly like a guy who consumes Andrew Tate type material.

Running tests for compliance.

A scourge. May they all be humbled so they can restart their truncated cognitive development, and may the women they target give them immediate consequences of no further contact.

I would have poisoned it and watch him choke. 😊💫

When I lived in DC back in 2012, I had a guy in Baltimore ask me the same question, and I replied, "That sounds like something that an ugly woman who hates herself might do, and I am neither of those things." Block and delete. Next.

"Reddit- why am I still single? Women talk about the wag gap but we need to start talking about the match gap in dating apps"

I'd tell him to eat shit if he's hungry.

I had men ask to make them dinner but I simply don’t want to. You got two working hands. Do it yourself.

I am not the best cook. But I always pretend to be completely incompetent when it comes dealing with men. I use the weaponized incompetence card and tell them I don't know how to cook at all.

Or you could still go and bring some aqua Tofana with you 😈 , just kidding.

Sounds like a test.

i'd say "oh yeah, that sounds lovely. i'll be there in 1h" and then i would wait 1h, than block and delete.

You want me to make you dinner? Okay then. Here is your bag of microwave popcorn. Burnt. Bon appetite!