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He was in the middle of moving back from Oz when we first met. During the date he told me I was 'quite' pretty and he was therefore surprised I was single.
The audacity of thinking I have been sat here since April waiting for him to... show up... is really quite something.
I cannot belieeeeeeeeve. I’m getting too much amusement to block and delete at this stage tbh. I ALMOST feel sorry for him! Like dude, fuck off you lonely, lazy fuckwad.