https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1691092/a-man-has-filmed-himself-having-sex-with-a-mcchicken-sandwich-and-the-internet-cant-handle-it/ So, this. This thing where a guy fucked a sandwich. And who, of course, came to defend him? The entirety of reddit redpill dudes (who are secretly bluepilling the fuck out themselves). They compared it to us fucking hairbrushes, cucumbers, carrots, showerhead etc. You wanna know why female masturbation isn't as bad as that guy? We don't fucking film it. We don't get semen everywhere and try to ruin something publicly. We aren't getting fucking mayo up our urethras. Fucking the showerhead (if that's what it can even be called ) is CLEAN ASF. It's BATHING while masturbating. But no, some dude FUCKING A DEAD CHICKEN PATTY COVERED IN MAYO IN A PARKING LOT AND THEN POSTING IT IS THE SAME AS A CHICK USING A MAKESHIFT DILDO PRIVATELY, AND THEN ADEQUATELY CLEANING UP. That McChicken incident was terrorism, and they know it.
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This has to be a step away from necrophilia considering it’s a dead animal
This was helpful to my feminism journey. Whenever a Pick Me brags about how many men she can sleep with, I let her know that it's not the flex she thinks it is because men will literally screw a McChicken lol. Sometimes I also say a chicken cutlet out of the fridge, depending on my mood. It's not about insulting her, it's about trying to wake her up to the fact that male sexual validation is worthless.
I hope he gets a UTI from the spices and condiments clogging his urethra.
And here I was wondering if "fucking a McChicken Sandwich" was hyperbolic language - no, it's REAL 😔😔
How am I going to eat a McD chicken sandwich again, lol? 😣😣