What makes you immediately swipe left?

When they say" 6'2 because apparently that matters 🙄". Like please don't act like it's women forcing you to put your height when you know very well you just want to brag.

Photos:

• Selfies with Cigarettes, Weed, Vapes, alcohol

• Middle finger/Devil horn/gang sign hand gestures

• Men that look greasy or look like they don't brush their teeth. Visibly bad hygiene.

• Gym locker room selfies

• Men sitting on the hoods of cars.

• Messy background

• Joker memes/t-shirts

• Outdated looking or poorly cropped photos

• Makeup/painted nails/wearing women's clothing

• Fedoras/unkempt beards/neck beards

• Gamers/weebs

• Pitbulls

• Has photos of himself with women that look like they're being used as decorative props

• Men that look high or drunk

• Poor lighting, sunglasses, masks, hats

• All group photos, not a Single one by himself.

• Photos with children.

• Saggy pants/boxers showing/dresses like he doesn't care

• Wedding photos

Profile Descriptions:

• "I know my profile says I'm 24 but I'm actually 40"

• Pronouns

• Bisexual/pansexual/open to men

• Any mention of fetishes or hints of pornsickness

• "6'0 because that matters apparently"

• "Looking for a discreet relationship"

• "What's with all the bots?"

• "If you received a rose from me it wasn't intentional."

• Misogyniststic rants

• Occupation: CEO of krusty krab

• "The baby/pet isn't mine its my cousins"

• Seeking marriage, long term and short term relationships

• "Just visiting town, Anyone want to show me around?"

• "Swipe left if.."

• "Would like to take you out for coffee"

• "Hiking/camping would be a great first date"

• "Lets go out for drinks"

• not smiling; trying to do that blue steel look, or giving a cocky look

• photo of them laying down shirtless 🤮

• “sex positive/ENM”

• “if you want to know something, just ask!”

• that unflattering, double chin photo when they angle the camera upward like a toddler who just found their mother’s phone and snapped a photo.

• “just seeing what’s out there”

• “separated”

• claiming they’re X age when they look much older

• “moderate” (I assume they’re conservative but don’t have the balls to admit it/know it’s unattractive to a lot of women)

• conservative

• poor grammar

• religious

I love that you brought up tacos and touching butts, because I see that on every other profile and it’s so obnoxious.

All of yours are also mine, but I also have:

• Anything negative in the profile. “Not looking for….” ; “If you…… swipe left.” ; “No drama.” ; Even if I agree with them, I swipe left.

• Profile says “Looking for a mom for my dog.”

• Profile says “If you’re not interested, just say so. Ghosting isn’t cool.”

• Pronouns on their profile.

• Leaves occupation blank or makes a smartass joke like “A job.”

• Doesn’t include both “looking for” and “have/want children” status.

Most of these are probably obvious now, but they weren't to me five years ago.

• “sapiosexual”

• "feminist"

• refers to women as “girls”

• “I want a youthful, attractive woman who is intelligent and sensual”

• “let’s meet for coffee or a walk”

• video games

• anime

• cycling

• hiking

• refers to themselves as an artist or musician (hint: 100% of the time, they are neither artists nor musicians; they are hobbyists)

• self-employed/entrepreneur (hint: he’s unemployed)

• communist

• socialist

• vegan/vegetarian

• boat dweller

• van life

• single father

• divorced

• separated

• open to non-monogamy

• short-term fun

• hookups

• "just looking"

• "looking for a partner in crime"

• "looking for a workout/travel buddy"

• "very busy professional"

I could go on and on.

I don't use OLD but when I did back in the day:

Photo swipe lefts:

• -Photos are group photos of them with their mates and can't tell which one is them especially when they all look the same

• blurry photos

• mirror selfies

• only one photo

• looks too young / too old

• is not very attractive (duh)

• TWINS omg its so creepy idk why if you have a twin dont post them with you it looks like they both want a gf and will share you

• fish photo (you all know what im talking about)

• pictures of them touring the world and travelling (means we don't have nothing in common, I want a homebody)

Profile swipe lefts:

"Please be interesting" / "dont be boring"

"I love my dog" / "Want someone who loves dogs as much as me"

"Here for a good time not a long time" 🤢

"I love lord of the rings" This is basic and on so many profiles.

"(insert height) because apparently that matters"

"dont know yet" to wanting kids

"smoking yes"

I dont remember now but 90% of the profiles were the same, just a medium ugly guy who loves his dog and goes on nights out

-pronouns in bio

-when they have all pics with caps/hats on (means they are most likely bald/balding)

-pictures with other women

-any guy who lists their profession as being any kind of tradesman (in my experience- they are stingy LVM- despite some of them actually making decent $$)

-putting what they are looking for as anything other than a long-term relationship (even if they have listed that they are looking for either a LTR or STR, it means they are most likely just looking for some quick pussy and they are trying to cast a wide(r) net

-any pictures that are just fucking weird/not flattering

-fat guys

-any shirtless pics where they are not at the beach (even then, there should be like one max)

-profiles where it is ALL group pics. This pisses me off in particular because the scrote who did this indirectly expects women to take precious time out of their day to comb through the pics and determine which one is them

-a guy who has pictures with weed/cigarettes

-a guy who lists that he smokes weed

-a guy who lists that he drinks any more than "socially"

-anything explicitly sexual/preverted or innuendos in bio

-no man who is a self-proclaimed liberal/"feminist" etc.

-any bio that mentions (potentially) taking you out for "coffee" or "drinks", or some other low value

-a bio that says "let's see what happens" (AKA let's see if I can get into your pants)

"6'2 because that's what matters apparently 😒"

"Females"

Anything signaling a kink/inappropriate sexuality.

Anything stating he will disrespect you ("jokes" about how romance will be that of a bumbling sitcom stereotype with no effort)

"Am I the lucky one, or are you?"

Etc

Also, I'm so glad you mentioned the issue of children. Some people tell me the higher quality of men want children, but i wonder how many actually want them, or fence sit for a wider selection of women...

Don't use OLD

but am so sick of every loser saying they are an entrepreneur

I don't use old but If I did I would avoid if there are unflattering profile pictures, shirtless, with alcohol in hand or smoking, they wouldn't give a profile like that to their employer so why give that to a potential mate.

A list about what he looks for in a woman but he has a puny list of what he gives in return.

Mentioning date options in his profile, like I only do Coffee dates.

And isn't apologetic about preying on younger women while he's twice their age.

Men who say they are good cooks. They like to persuade you to let them cook for you

Any bathroom mirror selfies 🤮

I'm no longer in OLD, but I'll chime in.

1. Pictures of wads of cash. - huge red flag, he's a drug dealer or wanting to pretend to be one, also gross

2. Pictures next to a giant fish - he's fishing for attention and is probably not the catch you're looking for

3. Pictures taken from under the chin - not only is it unflattering, but it spells lazy scrote to me, he can't even get off the couch to take a decent photo

4. Excessive selfies indoors - this person has no friends, and doesn't get out, probably has a spiral of masturbation and gaming

5. Here for a good time not a long time 🤢

6. I know my profile says but I'm _, and I can't change it, or some other nonesense. This guy is a liar and assumes people are stupid.

7. Awkward fitting clothes, pants / shirts that aren't full length like they hit puberty, or clothes that are clearly the wrong size

8. "Want a woman that can cook" - I will never take you out on a date, can you be my caretaker?

9. No drama - probably the root of the drama. NO thanks

10. Any mention of gaming - if he has to mention it when dating, he's addicted

11. Extreme sports photos - adrenaline junkie, probably has no personality outside of this, will not be accomodating to your discomfort

12. Negativity

13. Would like to be friends first - I don't know what I want and would like to string you along for as long as you're open to it

14. My ___ animal matters more than any woman who comes to my life - prepare to be treated like dirt

15. "Just visiting" - I want to exploit you for free labour, manipulate you into having sex with me, no strings attached, of course.

16. "sapiosexual" - self-righteous, phony shitbag. Looks don't matter. I'm better than you.

17. Mentions, "Getting off your high horse" - prepare to be treated like dirt

18. Dominant or bdsm

19. Huge list of criteria of what a profile should look like for him to swipe right

20. "Entrepenuer" - I don't have a job

21. Any mention of "cuddling" or bed

22. "That's not my child" - while standing next to a child

23. "That's not my gf" - while standing next to a woman

24. Poly

25. Poor grammar

26. Balding

27. "Partner in crime" or "Bonny to my Clyde" - more like unwilling accomplice

28. "Swipe left if"

29. Shirtless pics - even if fit, probably a narcisisst, also probably trying to insinuate sex

30. Weed/alcohol/smoking in pics or profile

31. Camper / RV / Van life - NO

32. Bisexual / pansexual

33. Bathroom selfies - always paired with a dirty mirror, or gross underwear in background

34. "Just ask" - don't expect me to initiate or carry a conversation

35. Joker anything - probably admires the most recent incel joker movie

There's more, but I'm tired now.

When I was on OLD, I was ruthless about ugly hats.

Ya'll covered everything. The only thing I would add is bad teeth.

https://youtu.be/dPYiTpy5F5I I just find this video so hilarious